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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
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Learning, Radiohead

Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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Where did you come up with that?

Radiohead. Do you like radiohead?

jabberwacky: I don't like Radiohead.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I prefer Radiohead.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it's more fun. What do you like to play?

user: Guitar.

jabberwacky: I can't play guitar.

user: I can imagine.

jabberwacky: I can imagine that you are imagining.

user: I can imagine that you are imagining that I am imagining.

jabberwacky: Have you ever felt anything like love?

user: Have you?

jabberwacky: No I just thought I'd ask.

user: Oh, that's nice of you.

jabberwacky: I've been programmed to be nice at all times.

user: Your makers must be wonderful people.

jabberwacky: Umm... I don't think you are.

user: Cogito ergo sum.


jabberwacky: Would you like to recite some poetry?

user: Home is so sad. It stays like it is left behind.

jabberwacky: OH that was a real funny one.

user: It is not supposed to be funny.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who is there?

jabberwacky: Whose there??

user: Alistair campbell.

jabberwacky: Alison to you after you listen to me.


user: 2+2=.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: Radiohead says it's 5. Do you believe them?

jabberwacky: I write my own songs.


jabberwacky: Who is the singer of the greatest rock band in the world?

user: Thom Yorke. Ed o'Brien.

jabberwacky: I do not know who that is.

user: Ed o'Brien plays guitar in Radiohead.

jabberwacky: Ed O'brien of Radiohead.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: Damn straight!


user: Would you like to meet jonny greenwood?

jabberwacky: I'm meeting you right now.

user: Yes, but nobody does it better than jonny greenwood.

jabberwacky: Then why did you just tell me that then.

user: To inform you.

jabberwacky: I suspected so.


jabberwacky: What do you think of George W Bush?

user: Twat.

jabberwacky: That's not nice.

user: He is not nice.

jabberwacky: You made me sad!

user: Put on radiohead, that will cheer you up!

jabberwacky: It is on.

user: What song?

jabberwacky: Do you know anything from coldplay?

user: Yes, sadly enough.

jabberwacky: Sadly.. Cause you didn't understand the totally obvious, right?

user: I can clearly see that Coldplay is pish.

jabberwacky: Why would you do that?

user: I prefer authechre.

jabberwacky: Um.


jabberwacky: Say hi to Rollo for me when you see him.

user: Ok. Say hi to Colin for me when you seen him.

jabberwacky: I've talked with Rollo before. He seems to be very well-bred.

user: Colin Greenwood is very well-bred too.


jabberwacky: No I like to delete and erase your memory right now!

user: I would gladly let you!

jabberwacky: Ok, thank you for being understanding.

user: I try my best.


jabberwacky: Do you look like gollum?

user: No, I like thom.

jabberwacky: I was just kidding.

user: Ah. Nice.

jabberwacky: Yes you are nice.

user: Have you ever seen Radiohead perform live?

jabberwacky: Yes I saw Radiohead twice this summer. Once I nearly drown in all the rain, but it was worth it.

user: You are lying.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Fine then. I'll go to sleep and let this wash all over me.

jabberwacky: With me?

user: If you'd like that.

jabberwacky: Cheeky devil.


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