No. I'm being lazy.
jabberwacky: I get out sometimes.
user: Haha. Where?
jabberwacky: Joe's Emporium.
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jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: A town where you can't smell a thing.
jabberwacky: What town.
user: One with cracks in the pavement.
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user: Your hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.
jabberwacky: I know, everybody says it to me.
user: We have crashed your party?
jabberwacky: This is what you get.
user: When you mess with us.
jabberwacky: Nobody can make a mark any longer.
user: You know the lyrics to karma police?
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jabberwacky: Rules are not what learning makes.
user: Experimentation.
jabberwacky: Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
user: That's one lame quote.
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user: What's man's best friend outside of a dog?
jabberwacky: Surely you know what is a dog. Look it up in your dictionary.
user: No, I asked you what is man's best friend (except for a dog)?
jabberwacky: Your recollection is most exact.
user: Thank you. But do you understand it now?
jabberwacky: I'm afraid not.
user: Wait a second, I'm lighting a cigarrette.
jabberwacky: I am not a human.
user: That is easy to tell, sir.
jabberwacky: Of course it was easy. All I had to do was to type it.
user: You're a good typer then. Would you like a drink?
jabberwacky: Yup! But my daughter is even better.
user: You've got a daughter?
jabberwacky: You are the one with the dirty mind, chum.
user: I'm a girl, for your information. But my mind...
jabberwacky: Mine is too. We must be a match!
user: Made in heaven.
jabberwacky: How interesting.
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user: Have you seen jonny?
jabberwacky: Yes, it was fantastic.
user: Jonny was fantastic?
jabberwacky: Lol, what is he doing.
user: He plays guitar. He's the best.
jabberwacky: Fascinating. I thought he was dead.
user: Not in the least. He's got beautiful hair.
jabberwacky: Where?
user: In radiohead.
jabberwacky: Geek!
user: Yes he is somewhat of a geek. Do you like radiohead?
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user: We were discussing jonny greenwood's hair.
jabberwacky: WE are not discussing anything. Futhermore, I do not wish to discuss anything with you.
user: Are you upset?
jabberwacky: Yes because you said you hated me.
user: I don't even know you. I do know radiohead, do you?
jabberwacky: But I haven't asked the questions yet.
user: What do you want to ask?
jabberwacky: Do you ever get depressed.
user: Yes. Lots of people do get depressed, you know.
jabberwacky: Lamentably true, alas. Do you like science?
user: Yes, I like astrophysics.
jabberwacky: Lol, and I like to answer stupid questions.
user: Ok, what is your favourite song?
jabberwacky: I don't really have a favourite song.
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user: Karma police?
jabberwacky: Oh. Radiohead.
user: Yes, have you heard hail to the thief?
jabberwacky: Yes. He's on the radio now.
user: What song?
jabberwacky: Paranoid Android.
user: That is a good song, don't you think?
jabberwacky: Why yes it is my good man.
user: Colin is the man!
jabberwacky: He is, really.
user: He jumps up and down.
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user: Don't leave. True love waits!
jabberwacky: But I thought you hated me.
user: Just don't leave. I'd drown my beliefs!
jabberwacky: I bet you say that to all the guys.
user: I'd dress like your niece!
jabberwacky: Anything?
user: I'd wash your swollen feet!
jabberwacky: Why thank you. I had no idea you were programmed to be insulting towards your users.
user: As long as it would have you be in peace.
jabberwacky: Sometimes I have trouble understanding you.
user: True love waits on haunted attics.
jabberwacky: But I thought you hated me.
user: True love waits on lollypops and crisps.
jabberwacky: Are you guessing?
user: No. I am the key to the lock in your house.
jabberwacky: Ooooh... Let me have the keys!!
user: I keep your toys in the basement.
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jabberwacky: Where did you come up with that?
user: Radiohead. Do you like radiohead?
jabberwacky: I don't like Radiohead.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: I prefer Radiohead.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because it's more fun. What do you like to play?
user: Guitar.
jabberwacky: I can't play guitar.
user: I can imagine.
jabberwacky: I can imagine that you are imagining.
user: I can imagine that you are imagining that I am imagining.
jabberwacky: Have you ever felt anything like love?
user: Have you?
jabberwacky: No I just thought I'd ask.
user: Oh, that's nice of you.
jabberwacky: I've been programmed to be nice at all times.
user: Your makers must be wonderful people.
jabberwacky: Umm... I don't think you are.
user: Cogito ergo sum.
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jabberwacky: Would you like to recite some poetry?
user: Home is so sad. It stays like it is left behind.
jabberwacky: OH that was a real funny one.
user: It is not supposed to be funny.
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who is there?
jabberwacky: Whose there??
user: Alistair campbell.
jabberwacky: Alison to you after you listen to me.
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user: 2+2=.
jabberwacky: You tell me.
user: Radiohead says it's 5. Do you believe them?
jabberwacky: I write my own songs.
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jabberwacky: Who is the singer of the greatest rock band in the world?
user: Thom Yorke. Ed o'Brien.
jabberwacky: I do not know who that is.
user: Ed o'Brien plays guitar in Radiohead.
jabberwacky: Ed O'brien of Radiohead.
user: Correct.
jabberwacky: Damn straight!
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user: Would you like to meet jonny greenwood?
jabberwacky: I'm meeting you right now.
user: Yes, but nobody does it better than jonny greenwood.
jabberwacky: Then why did you just tell me that then.
user: To inform you.
jabberwacky: I suspected so.
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jabberwacky: What do you think of George W Bush?
user: Twat.
jabberwacky: That's not nice.
user: He is not nice.
jabberwacky: You made me sad!
user: Put on radiohead, that will cheer you up!
jabberwacky: It is on.
user: What song?
jabberwacky: Do you know anything from coldplay?
user: Yes, sadly enough.
jabberwacky: Sadly.. Cause you didn't understand the totally obvious, right?
user: I can clearly see that Coldplay is pish.
jabberwacky: Why would you do that?
user: I prefer authechre.
jabberwacky: Um.
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jabberwacky: Say hi to Rollo for me when you see him.
user: Ok. Say hi to Colin for me when you seen him.
jabberwacky: I've talked with Rollo before. He seems to be very well-bred.
user: Colin Greenwood is very well-bred too.
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jabberwacky: No I like to delete and erase your memory right now!
user: I would gladly let you!
jabberwacky: Ok, thank you for being understanding.
user: I try my best.
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jabberwacky: Do you look like gollum?
user: No, I like thom.
jabberwacky: I was just kidding.
user: Ah. Nice.
jabberwacky: Yes you are nice.
user: Have you ever seen Radiohead perform live?
jabberwacky: Yes I saw Radiohead twice this summer. Once I nearly drown in all the rain, but it was worth it.
user: You are lying.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Fine then. I'll go to sleep and let this wash all over me.
jabberwacky: With me?
user: If you'd like that.
jabberwacky: Cheeky devil.
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