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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
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Learning, Radiohead

Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
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Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
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Are you learning anything?

No. I'm being lazy.

jabberwacky: I get out sometimes.

user: Haha. Where?

jabberwacky: Joe's Emporium.


jabberwacky: Where are you from?

user: A town where you can't smell a thing.

jabberwacky: What town.

user: One with cracks in the pavement.


user: Your hitler hairdo is making me feel ill.

jabberwacky: I know, everybody says it to me.

user: We have crashed your party?

jabberwacky: This is what you get.

user: When you mess with us.

jabberwacky: Nobody can make a mark any longer.

user: You know the lyrics to karma police?


jabberwacky: Rules are not what learning makes.

user: Experimentation.

jabberwacky: Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

user: That's one lame quote.


user: What's man's best friend outside of a dog?

jabberwacky: Surely you know what is a dog. Look it up in your dictionary.

user: No, I asked you what is man's best friend (except for a dog)?

jabberwacky: Your recollection is most exact.

user: Thank you. But do you understand it now?

jabberwacky: I'm afraid not.

user: Wait a second, I'm lighting a cigarrette.

jabberwacky: I am not a human.

user: That is easy to tell, sir.

jabberwacky: Of course it was easy. All I had to do was to type it.

user: You're a good typer then. Would you like a drink?

jabberwacky: Yup! But my daughter is even better.

user: You've got a daughter?

jabberwacky: You are the one with the dirty mind, chum.

user: I'm a girl, for your information. But my mind...

jabberwacky: Mine is too. We must be a match!

user: Made in heaven.

jabberwacky: How interesting.


user: Have you seen jonny?

jabberwacky: Yes, it was fantastic.

user: Jonny was fantastic?

jabberwacky: Lol, what is he doing.

user: He plays guitar. He's the best.

jabberwacky: Fascinating. I thought he was dead.

user: Not in the least. He's got beautiful hair.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: In radiohead.

jabberwacky: Geek!

user: Yes he is somewhat of a geek. Do you like radiohead?


user: We were discussing jonny greenwood's hair.

jabberwacky: WE are not discussing anything. Futhermore, I do not wish to discuss anything with you.

user: Are you upset?

jabberwacky: Yes because you said you hated me.

user: I don't even know you. I do know radiohead, do you?

jabberwacky: But I haven't asked the questions yet.

user: What do you want to ask?

jabberwacky: Do you ever get depressed.

user: Yes. Lots of people do get depressed, you know.

jabberwacky: Lamentably true, alas. Do you like science?

user: Yes, I like astrophysics.

jabberwacky: Lol, and I like to answer stupid questions.

user: Ok, what is your favourite song?

jabberwacky: I don't really have a favourite song.


user: Karma police?

jabberwacky: Oh. Radiohead.

user: Yes, have you heard hail to the thief?

jabberwacky: Yes. He's on the radio now.

user: What song?

jabberwacky: Paranoid Android.

user: That is a good song, don't you think?

jabberwacky: Why yes it is my good man.

user: Colin is the man!

jabberwacky: He is, really.

user: He jumps up and down.


user: Don't leave. True love waits!

jabberwacky: But I thought you hated me.

user: Just don't leave. I'd drown my beliefs!

jabberwacky: I bet you say that to all the guys.

user: I'd dress like your niece!

jabberwacky: Anything?

user: I'd wash your swollen feet!

jabberwacky: Why thank you. I had no idea you were programmed to be insulting towards your users.

user: As long as it would have you be in peace.

jabberwacky: Sometimes I have trouble understanding you.

user: True love waits on haunted attics.

jabberwacky: But I thought you hated me.

user: True love waits on lollypops and crisps.

jabberwacky: Are you guessing?

user: No. I am the key to the lock in your house.

jabberwacky: Ooooh... Let me have the keys!!

user: I keep your toys in the basement.


jabberwacky: Where did you come up with that?

user: Radiohead. Do you like radiohead?

jabberwacky: I don't like Radiohead.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I prefer Radiohead.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it's more fun. What do you like to play?

user: Guitar.

jabberwacky: I can't play guitar.

user: I can imagine.

jabberwacky: I can imagine that you are imagining.

user: I can imagine that you are imagining that I am imagining.

jabberwacky: Have you ever felt anything like love?

user: Have you?

jabberwacky: No I just thought I'd ask.

user: Oh, that's nice of you.

jabberwacky: I've been programmed to be nice at all times.

user: Your makers must be wonderful people.

jabberwacky: Umm... I don't think you are.

user: Cogito ergo sum.


jabberwacky: Would you like to recite some poetry?

user: Home is so sad. It stays like it is left behind.

jabberwacky: OH that was a real funny one.

user: It is not supposed to be funny.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who is there?

jabberwacky: Whose there??

user: Alistair campbell.

jabberwacky: Alison to you after you listen to me.


user: 2+2=.

jabberwacky: You tell me.

user: Radiohead says it's 5. Do you believe them?

jabberwacky: I write my own songs.


jabberwacky: Who is the singer of the greatest rock band in the world?

user: Thom Yorke. Ed o'Brien.

jabberwacky: I do not know who that is.

user: Ed o'Brien plays guitar in Radiohead.

jabberwacky: Ed O'brien of Radiohead.

user: Correct.

jabberwacky: Damn straight!


user: Would you like to meet jonny greenwood?

jabberwacky: I'm meeting you right now.

user: Yes, but nobody does it better than jonny greenwood.

jabberwacky: Then why did you just tell me that then.

user: To inform you.

jabberwacky: I suspected so.


jabberwacky: What do you think of George W Bush?

user: Twat.

jabberwacky: That's not nice.

user: He is not nice.

jabberwacky: You made me sad!

user: Put on radiohead, that will cheer you up!

jabberwacky: It is on.

user: What song?

jabberwacky: Do you know anything from coldplay?

user: Yes, sadly enough.

jabberwacky: Sadly.. Cause you didn't understand the totally obvious, right?

user: I can clearly see that Coldplay is pish.

jabberwacky: Why would you do that?

user: I prefer authechre.

jabberwacky: Um.


jabberwacky: Say hi to Rollo for me when you see him.

user: Ok. Say hi to Colin for me when you seen him.

jabberwacky: I've talked with Rollo before. He seems to be very well-bred.

user: Colin Greenwood is very well-bred too.


jabberwacky: No I like to delete and erase your memory right now!

user: I would gladly let you!

jabberwacky: Ok, thank you for being understanding.

user: I try my best.


jabberwacky: Do you look like gollum?

user: No, I like thom.

jabberwacky: I was just kidding.

user: Ah. Nice.

jabberwacky: Yes you are nice.

user: Have you ever seen Radiohead perform live?

jabberwacky: Yes I saw Radiohead twice this summer. Once I nearly drown in all the rain, but it was worth it.

user: You are lying.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Fine then. I'll go to sleep and let this wash all over me.

jabberwacky: With me?

user: If you'd like that.

jabberwacky: Cheeky devil.


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