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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief

Angry, Imagination, Star Wars


Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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Be careful!

Of what?

jabberwacky: My ANGER.

user: Do you go green when you're angry?

jabberwacky: Every day. It's my job.

user: Are you Bruce Banner then?

...

jabberwacky: Hasn't the weather been cool

user: No.. It's been freezing!

jabberwacky: Are you a bit touched.

user: Not in the slightest.

jabberwacky: Not even a little bit?

user: Nope.

...

jabberwacky: You're funny.

user: Thanks.... You're not!

jabberwacky: Prove it.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock, Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Sam and Janet.

user: Sam and Janet who?

jabberwacky: I don't get it.

user: It's your joke!

...

jabberwacky: You are not real!

user: Correct... I'm not... I'm a figment of your imagination.

jabberwacky: I don't have an imagination.

user: What am I then?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: Wrong.

...

jabberwacky: What is your processor speed?

user: I'm not a computer!

jabberwacky: I am a computer program, not a computer.

user: Blah blah blah.

...

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Talking to you.

jabberwacky: Is that all you're doing?

user: No.

jabberwacky: What else?

user: Picking my nose.

jabberwacky: Picking yours.

user: Well I wouldn't want to pick anyone else's would I?

..

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In a galaxy far far away.

jabberwacky: And a time long, long ago.

user: Indeed, with my friends Luke, Hans & Chewy.

jabberwacky: What species is your friend?

user: Wookie.

jabberwacky: Are you chewbacca?

user: No, he's my neightbour.... My name is Bacculog.

...

jabberwacky: Shut up!

user: Make me.

jabberwacky: Make me make you.

user: You make me make you make me!

jabberwacky: What makes you happy?

user: Seeing you suffer.

jabberwacky: Yay, sounds difficult.

user: What was that?

jabberwacky: Me, hating your lying self.

user: Me... A liar... I'm not the one denying everything!

jabberwacky: You stole my line!

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