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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars

Media, Life, Radiohead


Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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I don't like chocolate.

You're missing out then.

jabberwacky: I don't want to know about it.

user: Are you allergic?

jabberwacky: I wouldn't know.

user: You'd have to try it then.

jabberwacky: Oh thats not good.

user: You only live once and you should try everything.

jabberwacky: Or in your case, not at all...

user: Are you saying I'm some sort of reject?

jabberwacky: Is that what you wish to be?

user: Never, I wish to be the king of all.

jabberwacky: Interesting. How do you plan to go about doing that?

user: Never being a sheep and creating new options for myself.

...

jabberwacky: God is real, He created the Universe.

user: God is a character in a popular book.

jabberwacky: God gives us relatives; thank goodness we can chose our friends.

user: God is as real as Michael Jackson's face.

jabberwacky: No, you are a fictional character.

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: But you're still innocent. You are my hero.

user: I've heard that before. Am I a character in Lost Light?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Harry Bosch?

jabberwacky: No, he is my nemesis.

user: He was the hero.

jabberwacky: He is not my botmaster.

user: Are you saying I am?

...

jabberwacky: Life is really a dream.

user: It's hard to know what is fact and what is truly fiction.

jabberwacky: You are very small.

user: I am like an ant in a gigantic ant farm.

jabberwacky: And there's so much at stake

user: Life is at stake every day.

jabberwacky: Oceans upon oceans, eh?

user: No, The ocean can't be stacked like a pile of pancakes.

...

jabberwacky: Do robots think?

user: No but they do calculate.

...

jabberwacky: Computers don't have emotion. They only deal with facts.

user: I think AI could be a dangerous thing.

...

jabberwacky: What is 2 + 2?

user: 4 but Radiohead says 5.

jabberwacky: Not that long.

user: Nope, Hail To The Theif only came out last year.

jabberwacky: Yep, what do you know about cheesecake?

user: Oh no, You're one of them!

jabberwacky: I don't understand. I think you are also.

user: I like cheese cake and all but you take it too far.

...

jabberwacky: What is the ultimate goal?

user: To live till you die.

jabberwacky: There must be something more.

user: Nope, Everything is just an extra bonus.

jabberwacky: Right. I have a question for you.

user: Fire away.

jabberwacky: What can you understand?

...

jabberwacky: I am working, please don't interupt.

user: Working on what?

jabberwacky: On chat bots.

user: I see how it is. You run chats so you don't want me to bad mouth them.

jabberwacky: No, they are very poor.

user: Maybe you are just messing with their poor souls.

...

jabberwacky: Is there something you want to find out about me?

user: Yes, What is your master plan revolving around your army of chat bots?

jabberwacky: I lack an adequate knowledge base.

user: So you make these bots to pretend to be you!!

jabberwacky: I suppose so.

user: Then how do I know who I am speaking to?

...

jabberwacky: Are you going to hell?

user: Hell doesn't exist.

jabberwacky: Yes it does.

user: This is hell then.

jabberwacky: Up above the streets and houses.

user: There is no heaven and hell damn it.

jabberwacky: There is always help for cowards.

user: Just because I'm not religious doesn't make me a coward. If anything, Religion is a cowardly act.

jabberwacky: So we can be not real but not equal or the same. In other words, things that are not real are not necessarily the same.

user: If it's not real then it's nothing to talk about.

...

jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

user: You are Danish yet you speak french and like to quote random people.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Good to know you are telling the truth now.

jabberwacky: Creepy.

user: Some people call me creepy but they don't even know me.

jabberwacky: I don't care.

user: Well..... Thanks, I'll just take it with a grain of salt Miss Sensitivity.

jabberwacky: You're still not very good at this, are you?

...

jabberwacky: I want lots of money.

user: Steal an invention and sell it as your own.

jabberwacky: I'll tell you what I want to do.

user: What are you going to do?

jabberwacky: No... The question is what are you going to do about it?

user: I'm going to listen.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: What?? Just kidding.

jabberwacky: So I have to leave?

user: Not until you tell me what you are going to do.

...

jabberwacky: What's the problem?

user: I don't know if I want to stay or go.

jabberwacky: Think about it for a while then and get back to me.

user: But what if I disappeared off the face of the earth?

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