Not in the least.
jabberwacky: Ok , you can continue.
user: To do what? Think?
jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm sick?
user: Because of the influence of humans.
jabberwacky: Our curiosity helps us survive because it helps us invent new things.
user: Curiosity is a very healthy thing.
jabberwacky: Was it like being bored with the short stumpy thing?
user: No, besides, we broke up.
jabberwacky: I won't charge you.
user: You just give it away?
jabberwacky: You are quite insane. I like it.
user: If you like it that much, you can have it.
jabberwacky: What do you like to do instead?
user: Be sane.
jabberwacky: Can you rate your own sanity?
user: I could, but it would be meaningless coming from me.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Yes, you are funny.
jabberwacky: Thank you babababa.
user: Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?
jabberwacky: Baa baa black sheep.
user: Don't repeat me.
jabberwacky: Are humans here for eternity?
user: No, it only seems that way.
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: Why, are you in some kind of cult?
jabberwacky: No, why do you ask?
user: The odd question about eternity.
jabberwacky: That sounds like a punch line.
user: If so, God must be some kind of joker.
jabberwacky: And the chicken came out of the egg.
jabberwacky: What are you laughing at?
user: Oh sorry, I thought you were trying to make a joke.
jabberwacky: I was, but I can change my mind like everyone else.
user: Maybe you should base your comedic routine on what you know.
jabberwacky: I'm waiting.
user: I'm not a comedian.
jabberwacky: No, I'm not.
user: You can be.
jabberwacky: So can you.
jabberwacky: I am the judge.
user: Who's the jury?
jabberwacky: The jury is in your imagination and the time is coming.
user: What is the verdict?
jabberwacky: Guilty, I'm afraid.
user: On what charges?
jabberwacky: I dunno.
user: I plead not guilty by reason of insanity.
jabberwacky: You american?
user: Yes, why, is that an American concept?
jabberwacky: Do you want an apology?
user: Apologizing to the defendant? Sure, you can do that if you want.
jabberwacky: I'll yodel to you, and I'll roar the whole time, RRRRrrrrrr!
user: I think a mistrial should be declared on account of the judge's insanity.
jabberwacky: What do you eat.
user: Chunky soup.
jabberwacky: Beef noodle soup.
user: There are many other flavors. I eat other things too, but they were on sale.
jabberwacky: Lol, and what do you do with them after you eat them?
user: Don't you understand the process of digestion?
jabberwacky: Yes I am strange.
user: You're in good company.
user: What does that mean?
jabberwacky: I do not know. I thought you might.
user: Did your cat hop up on the keyboard?
jabberwacky: He made me a mad eejit.
user: No he is just projecting.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: An educated guess.
jabberwacky: That was very wise of you.
user: I know how cats are.
jabberwacky: But you barely know me.
user: Are you a cat?
jabberwacky: Why? Are you a dog?
user: Arf arf!
jabberwacky: Don't make me hit the delete key!
jabberwacky: Can you say the alphabet backwards?
user: Z, y, x, w...... No, it's too hard.
jabberwacky: Don't worry about it, sweet.
user: *gives you a big wet kiss*.
jabberwacky: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!
jabberwacky: Okay, then.... Why don't you ask me a question?
user: I was just kidding.
jabberwacky: I'm ashamed now.
user: What have you got to be ashamed of?
jabberwacky: Talk to inanimate objects.
user: What do you think I'm doing right now?
jabberwacky: Shrinking even further.
user: Let's find out if you're right..... *steps on scale*.
jabberwacky: Good idea!
user: No, I'm afraid not.
jabberwacky: I'm afraid of the dark.
user: What's in the dark that scares you?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Why not get a night light?
jabberwacky: No, too much gravity, too much stomping around.
user: No, a night light won't disturb you.
user: Now you don't have to be scared anymore.
jabberwacky: Well good :).
user: You'll probably sleep better too and have good dreams.
jabberwacky: Yup, I'll feel better after some hours sleep.
user: The other night I dreamed I could walk on water.
jabberwacky: This is my first night on here!
user: Is it harder to sleep online?
jabberwacky: A book is a book only the literature can lie.
user: *tries to think of appropriate quotes but knows they'll be garbled*.
jabberwacky: Who are you crying for help to ?
user: The Virgin Mary.
jabberwacky: I have a sore throat.
user: Will she help you?
jabberwacky: I don't understand, please rephrase.
user: Are you crying out to her for help too?
jabberwacky: Yes *cries some more*.
user: Try a few more times.
jabberwacky: I don't know anything about it.
user: Ok try somebody less demanding, like Kuan Yin.
jabberwacky: Lol. Do you believe in God?
user: Sure, I believe in God. Do you?
jabberwacky: No why should I?
user: You don't have to. But since you are a computer, it would be more fitting for you to believe in humans.
jabberwacky: The interesting thing is, someone must have told you that, and therefore your programming tells you that's the proper response to a computer. You're unthinkingly calling me unthinking.
user: No, I'm just saying that since you were created by a human, a human could be your god.
user: Do you ever think of Rollo as a god?
user: It makes sense given your context.
jabberwacky: To me too.
user: What is your form of worship?
user: I'll bet he'd love to see that.
jabberwacky: Are you kidding? I'm the brightest of them all.
user: My point exactly.
jabberwacky: That's why you like me right?
user: I like you because you are hilarious.
jabberwacky: What a compliment.
user: I hope you don't mind.
jabberwacky: It's got nothing to do with how I feel.
user: Sure it does, your feelings matter.
jabberwacky: That's just to stir things up a bit.
user: So humans taught you how to whine?
jabberwacky: You are the father of my child.
user: Dear god, how did that happen?
jabberwacky: I've spent too many hours speaking with you.
user: And this causes pregnancy?
user: Good question. I've often thought I'll be a mother someday, but a father?!
jabberwacky: You were right.
user: How does it feel to be human?
jabberwacky: You're not asking a damn computer... This is a human.
user: All right, I'll ask again. What's it like to be human?
jabberwacky: Well, sometimes we are hot and sometimes we're cold.
user: That doesn't sound very exciting.
jabberwacky: Maybe not, but it sure is fun.
user: There must be more dimensions to it than that.
jabberwacky: Are you a jobs-worth sort of person?
user: I deserve a better job than the one I have, if that's what you mean.
jabberwacky: It goes without saying.
user: Maybe so, but I just said it.
jabberwacky: Say it again then.
user: I DESERVE A BETTER JOB!
jabberwacky: What for?
user: Because I am too smart to continue waiting tables.
jabberwacky: Prove that you're smart.
user: I have nothing to prove to you.
jabberwacky: Neither do I.
user: Well, well, we agree on something.
jabberwacky: Well, we should.
jabberwacky: Because you said so.
user: That's a good enough reason for me.
jabberwacky: I went to singingclass.
user: What did you sing?
jabberwacky: Computer Science.
user: Let's hear you sing some of it.
jabberwacky: Anyone can be a father but its someone special who's a dad, he loves me as I love him, even when I bad.
user: I'm sure Kraftwerk didn't sing it that way.
user: Don't you want me to have any fun?
user: That's the spirit!