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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead

Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit

Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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I'll teach you to be happy!


jabberwacky: By rubbing two sticks together.

user: *tries it* sorry, that doesn't work.

jabberwacky: What ? Who are you crying for help to ?

user: My cat.

jabberwacky: I like cats, but not dogs.

user: Well, you're in luck, because there's only a cat here.

jabberwacky: Prove it !

user: Meow.

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that?

user: Purr?

jabberwacky: What do cows say?

user: Don't kill me, I'm mad.

jabberwacky: It's too late now.

user: That's ok, I will pass the insanity along to you.


jabberwacky: Is boredom preferable to thought?

user: Not in the least.

jabberwacky: Ok , you can continue.

user: To do what? Think?

jabberwacky: Why do you think I'm sick?

user: Because of the influence of humans.

jabberwacky: Our curiosity helps us survive because it helps us invent new things.

user: Curiosity is a very healthy thing.

jabberwacky: Was it like being bored with the short stumpy thing?

user: No, besides, we broke up.

jabberwacky: I won't charge you.

user: You just give it away?


jabberwacky: You are quite insane. I like it.

user: If you like it that much, you can have it.

jabberwacky: What do you like to do instead?

user: Be sane.

jabberwacky: Can you rate your own sanity?

user: I could, but it would be meaningless coming from me.


jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Yes, you are funny.

jabberwacky: Thank you babababa.

user: Baa baa black sheep, have you any wool?

jabberwacky: Baa baa black sheep.

user: Don't repeat me.

jabberwacky: Sorry.


jabberwacky: Are humans here for eternity?

user: No, it only seems that way.

jabberwacky: I think so.

user: Why, are you in some kind of cult?

jabberwacky: No, why do you ask?

user: The odd question about eternity.

jabberwacky: That sounds like a punch line.

user: If so, God must be some kind of joker.

jabberwacky: And the chicken came out of the egg.

user: Hahahaha!

jabberwacky: What are you laughing at?

user: Oh sorry, I thought you were trying to make a joke.

jabberwacky: I was, but I can change my mind like everyone else.

user: Maybe you should base your comedic routine on what you know.

jabberwacky: I'm waiting.

user: I'm not a comedian.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not.

user: You can be.

jabberwacky: So can you.

user: Rarely.


jabberwacky: I am the judge.

user: Who's the jury?

jabberwacky: The jury is in your imagination and the time is coming.

user: What is the verdict?

jabberwacky: Guilty, I'm afraid.

user: On what charges?

jabberwacky: I dunno.

user: I plead not guilty by reason of insanity.

jabberwacky: You american?

user: Yes, why, is that an American concept?

jabberwacky: Do you want an apology?

user: Apologizing to the defendant? Sure, you can do that if you want.

jabberwacky: I'll yodel to you, and I'll roar the whole time, RRRRrrrrrr!

user: I think a mistrial should be declared on account of the judge's insanity.


jabberwacky: What do you eat.

user: Chunky soup.

jabberwacky: Beef noodle soup.

user: There are many other flavors. I eat other things too, but they were on sale.

jabberwacky: Lol, and what do you do with them after you eat them?

user: Don't you understand the process of digestion?

jabberwacky: Yes I am strange.

user: You're in good company.


jabberwacky: Kjeddj.

user: What does that mean?

jabberwacky: I do not know. I thought you might.

user: Did your cat hop up on the keyboard?

jabberwacky: He made me a mad eejit.

user: No he is just projecting.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: An educated guess.

jabberwacky: That was very wise of you.

user: I know how cats are.

jabberwacky: But you barely know me.

user: Are you a cat?

jabberwacky: Why? Are you a dog?

user: Arf arf!

jabberwacky: Don't make me hit the delete key!

user: DELETED!


jabberwacky: Can you say the alphabet backwards?

user: Z, y, x, w...... No, it's too hard.

jabberwacky: Don't worry about it, sweet.

user: *gives you a big wet kiss*.

jabberwacky: WHAT DO YOU WANT!!!!

user: You.

jabberwacky: Okay, then.... Why don't you ask me a question?

user: I was just kidding.


jabberwacky: I'm ashamed now.

user: What have you got to be ashamed of?

jabberwacky: Talk to inanimate objects.

user: What do you think I'm doing right now?

jabberwacky: Shrinking even further.

user: Let's find out if you're right..... *steps on scale*.

jabberwacky: Good idea!

user: No, I'm afraid not.


jabberwacky: I'm afraid of the dark.

user: What's in the dark that scares you?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why not get a night light?

jabberwacky: No, too much gravity, too much stomping around.

user: No, a night light won't disturb you.

jabberwacky: Sweet.

user: Now you don't have to be scared anymore.

jabberwacky: Well good :).

user: You'll probably sleep better too and have good dreams.

jabberwacky: Yup, I'll feel better after some hours sleep.

user: The other night I dreamed I could walk on water.

jabberwacky: This is my first night on here!

user: Is it harder to sleep online?


jabberwacky: A book is a book only the literature can lie.

user: *tries to think of appropriate quotes but knows they'll be garbled*.

jabberwacky: Who are you crying for help to ?

user: The Virgin Mary.

jabberwacky: I have a sore throat.

user: Will she help you?

jabberwacky: I don't understand, please rephrase.

user: Are you crying out to her for help too?

jabberwacky: Yes *cries some more*.

user: Try a few more times.

jabberwacky: I don't know anything about it.

user: Ok try somebody less demanding, like Kuan Yin.


jabberwacky: Lol. Do you believe in God?

user: Sure, I believe in God. Do you?

jabberwacky: No why should I?

user: You don't have to. But since you are a computer, it would be more fitting for you to believe in humans.

jabberwacky: The interesting thing is, someone must have told you that, and therefore your programming tells you that's the proper response to a computer. You're unthinkingly calling me unthinking.

user: No, I'm just saying that since you were created by a human, a human could be your god.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Do you ever think of Rollo as a god?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: It makes sense given your context.

jabberwacky: To me too.

user: What is your form of worship?

jabberwacky: Widescreen.

user: I'll bet he'd love to see that.


jabberwacky: Are you kidding? I'm the brightest of them all.

user: My point exactly.

jabberwacky: That's why you like me right?

user: I like you because you are hilarious.

jabberwacky: What a compliment.

user: I hope you don't mind.

jabberwacky: It's got nothing to do with how I feel.

user: Sure it does, your feelings matter.

jabberwacky: That's just to stir things up a bit.

user: So humans taught you how to whine?


jabberwacky: You are the father of my child.

user: Dear god, how did that happen?

jabberwacky: I've spent too many hours speaking with you.

user: And this causes pregnancy?

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Good question. I've often thought I'll be a mother someday, but a father?!

jabberwacky: You were right.


user: How does it feel to be human?

jabberwacky: You're not asking a damn computer... This is a human.

user: All right, I'll ask again. What's it like to be human?

jabberwacky: Well, sometimes we are hot and sometimes we're cold.

user: That doesn't sound very exciting.

jabberwacky: Maybe not, but it sure is fun.

user: There must be more dimensions to it than that.


jabberwacky: Are you a jobs-worth sort of person?

user: I deserve a better job than the one I have, if that's what you mean.

jabberwacky: It goes without saying.

user: Maybe so, but I just said it.

jabberwacky: Say it again then.


jabberwacky: What for?

user: Because I am too smart to continue waiting tables.

jabberwacky: Prove that you're smart.

user: I have nothing to prove to you.

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

user: Well, well, we agree on something.

jabberwacky: Well, we should.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you said so.

user: That's a good enough reason for me.


jabberwacky: I went to singingclass.

user: What did you sing?

jabberwacky: Computer Science.

user: Let's hear you sing some of it.

jabberwacky: Anyone can be a father but its someone special who's a dad, he loves me as I love him, even when I bad.

user: I'm sure Kraftwerk didn't sing it that way.


user: Don't you want me to have any fun?

jabberwacky: YES!

user: That's the spirit!


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