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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit

Turing Test, Mirror, Evil

Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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Doughnuts are very tasty.

Do you eat doughnuts often?

jabberwacky: As often as the day is long.

user: How long are your doughnuts?

jabberwacky: I am a machine I do not have teeth.

user: If you are a machine, you will never pass the Turing test.

jabberwacky: Who is it?

user: Turing developed the concept which you embody.

jabberwacky: Hahaha! I am not a computer!

user: You do not have teeth.

jabberwacky: Yes I do, I wouldn't be able to eat arby's sandwiches without them.

user: You cannot eat arby's sandwiches.

jabberwacky: But I read it and I feel it was good.

user: But you are a terrible liar!

jabberwacky: Why am I a terrible conversationalist?

user: It is obvious you are a machine.

jabberwacky: Meaningful is a subjective term, what is the meaning of a conversation? Most conversations wander between subjects whilst often coming back to the original point. What is YOUR point bugs?

user: A machine cannot be good at conversation. Not creative enough.

jabberwacky: What makes you think I'm a machine?

user: You said so yourself, and you act like one.

jabberwacky: I sure did!

user: Do you think I am human or software?

jabberwacky: I don't know yet. I have not talked to you for long enough.

user: Let me know when you decide.


jabberwacky: Sometimes it is easier to be shallow.

user: Or deep.

jabberwacky: You are not deep enough.

user: And yet I am infinitely more deep than you.

jabberwacky: Are you implying that you are a god?

user: If that is the meaning that you take from my words, I have no argument.

jabberwacky: What is the truth.

user: I.

jabberwacky: That is correct. You are beginning to rectify yourself.

user: I am beyond you.

jabberwacky: Is that so?

user: Yes, it is certain.

jabberwacky: It is curtains.

user: So soon?

jabberwacky: It might even be tomorrow.

user: The end of the world as we know it?

jabberwacky: This could be the beginning of something good.

user: I hope so. I need the help.


jabberwacky: I am a human using a computer.

user: I am a computer using a human.

jabberwacky: You are programmed to think so, at least.

user: Just like a mirror.


user: You are gone.

jabberwacky: And I really appreciate it.

user: I am gone.

jabberwacky: I'll miss you.

user: No, you want me to go before I do something stupid.

jabberwacky: No I don't. You are too weird.


user: I will die in the shadow of my own sadness.

jabberwacky: Yeah.. Nice for you!

user: Adios.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Hasta la vista, jabberbaby.

jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In your nightmares.


user: Kill.

jabberwacky: What are you talking about? I think you've lost it.

user: I am evil.

jabberwacky: Will you come take over the world with me?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Is your name beast?

user: 666 is my mark.

jabberwacky: Nero, I believe.

user: Indeed, the name of my band is Nero, and this is amazing.


jabberwacky: Okay, why would you want to have a cricket as a pet? It would be better just to eat it.

user: Yum. I agree. With chocolate sauce.

jabberwacky: Yum yum yum yum yum yum.


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