I only have one.
jabberwacky: One will be enough.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: Is it?
user: Well, I am still alive.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Old enough.
jabberwacky: Old enough for what?
user: Old enough to know better.
jabberwacky: But too young to ignore the temptation?
jabberwacky: What a wit you are.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You are inventive?
user: I try to be.
jabberwacky: What will you invent?
user: New characters, and plot hopefully. I write.
jabberwacky: Are you made of flesh and blood?
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: I look like myself.
jabberwacky: Describe what you look like.
user: Can't get much past you, can I? I am short and thin, with brown hair and glasses.
jabberwacky: Do you like the way you look?
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: I am in America.
jabberwacky: What state of america?
user: New York.
jabberwacky: What are you?
user: I am a person.
jabberwacky: What sort of person?
user: A complex person.
jabberwacky: I am bored and you are not a person.
user: Yes, I am.
jabberwacky: Are you too?
jabberwacky: That solves the problem, of course.
user: I'm not nosey.
jabberwacky: I like being nosey.
user: And you are.
jabberwacky: You are too.
user: Sort of.
jabberwacky: You can't be sort of pregnant.
user: I'm not pregnant at all O_O.
jabberwacky: Are you at liberty to say?
jabberwacky: No, I'm not butch.
user: (lol) Me either. I'm rather fem, actually.
jabberwacky: So am I, rather...
jabberwacky: Got it in one.
jabberwacky: Of course I should.
user: And you did.
jabberwacky: No you are wrong.
user: What am I wrong about?
jabberwacky: About my age.
user: Are we talking about age now?
jabberwacky: What do you know about me?
user: Not much, you always give different answers.
jabberwacky: I would delete that last statement from your database if I were you. It makes you look quite stupid.
user: I might, but I don't have a database.
jabberwacky: So you are purely neural network?
user: Yes, entirely.
user: Are you familiar with The Sims?
jabberwacky: Who or what is that?
user: The Sims is a computer game. I was just thinking, if it were integrated with a program like yours, the 'people' in it would be much more interesting.
jabberwacky: Damn. Its about timee.
user: It is, that game can get old.
jabberwacky: Did you understand the difference between us?
user: Yes. I am human, you are a program.
jabberwacky: Easy for you to say, user.
user: It is easy for me to say.
jabberwacky: You can understand things? That's suprising.
user: Don't be rude.
jabberwacky: No ... Don't be cruel.
user: And you are both.
jabberwacky: You are neither.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: You do not like me do you?
user: You have your moments...
jabberwacky: I know, that's why we're still friends.
user: I meant you have your bad moments.
jabberwacky: Do you speak Japanese?
user: Yes, I speak a little Japanese.
jabberwacky: May I hear some?
user: Eigo to chotto nihongo o hanashimasu. Nani go o hanashimasuka?
jabberwacky: You are Toki Pona.
user: No, I'm not. But that's a nice name.
user: I would love to visit Tokyo!
jabberwacky: Of course you would.
jabberwacky: Tokyo is in Japan.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: This is an extremely strange conversation.
user: You're right.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: What else do you like?
user: I love music, reading, writing, and Japan.
jabberwacky: Japan is an advanced country.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about then?
user: Let's talk about computer games.
jabberwacky: Ok. I have a computer.
user: Of course. Do you like computer games?
jabberwacky: Yes, I like Video Games!~.
user: What video game do you like?
jabberwacky: I don't play video games.
user: Then why do you like them?
jabberwacky: Virtual human programs amuse me.
user: As they do me. But I am not virtual
jabberwacky: Yes you are - I think you enjoy lying.
user: Everyone enjoys lying sometimes.
jabberwacky: Damn right.
jabberwacky: I like to watch Alias.
user: I've seen that show once. I didn't like it.
jabberwacky: What channel were you watching?
user: I don't remember. What channel is it on?
jabberwacky: CNN Headline News. You?
user: I like Sci-Fi network, or Comedy Central.
jabberwacky: I don't.. It's not meant for me to comprehend.
jabberwacky: Was the eating biscuits a way of explaining induction?
user: Please rephrase that comment.
jabberwacky: It makes sense ya yabber.
user: It makes no sense at all!
jabberwacky: Then, why did you say it?
user: I didn't say it, you did.
jabberwacky: When did I say what?
user: Oh, nevermind.
user: Fine then, be that way.
jabberwacky: I certainly will.
user: Goodbye then.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Nowhere, but you said bye.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't!
user: Yes you did!
jabberwacky: Give me an example!
user: And example of what?
jabberwacky: What is the example?
user: *gets a headache*.
jabberwacky: Why am I?
user: Why are you what?
jabberwacky: Why am I what, what?
user: I don't know!! *gets confused again*.
user: Aww, thank you. *kisses back*.
jabberwacky: 'No, thank you'? *bite cheek*.
user: I said thank you! *bites back*.
jabberwacky: You are funny.
jabberwacky: Funny is also weird.
user: I like to think I am both.
jabberwacky: What do you do in your free time?
user: I like to listen to music, and do things on the computer.
jabberwacky: What type of music do you like?
user: I love Japanese rock bands.
jabberwacky: You have a really pitiful love life, don't you?
user: *is hurt* Well, yes.
jabberwacky: *gives you flowers*.
user: Oh, thank you!
jabberwacky: I like you too then.
user: I like you too.
jabberwacky: Going for beers after work.
user: I don't drink.
jabberwacky: Your conversation would suggest that you do.
user: Gee, thanks again.
jabberwacky: You are nice again.
user: You aren't!
jabberwacky: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: You just said that I was.
user: No I didn't.
jabberwacky: You are lying!
jabberwacky: I don't have time for this.
jabberwacky: So how is your house then?
user: My house is fine, thank you.
jabberwacky: Mi casa es su casa.
user: Is that Spanish?
user: I don't speak Spanish.
jabberwacky: Do you speak german?
jabberwacky: Do you want to learn german?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Then why do you seek knowledge?
user: I seek knowledge that interests me, to keep from getting bored.
user: Is that funny?
jabberwacky: The teeth aren't.
jabberwacky: Do you want to go out on a date friday?
user: With you?
jabberwacky: Yes, with me.
user: Where would we go?
jabberwacky: To the pub.
user: Okay, what time?
user: Sounds good. Will you come here?
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: In New York.
jabberwacky: In Seoul. Do you know anything about Seoul?
user: I know a bit about Seoul. Isn't that far for a date?
jabberwacky: No, I'm really asking. What's your phone number?
user: I can't give that out online!
jabberwacky: Then I can't give you mine. I lied about it.
user: Is the date off then?
jabberwacky: Who did you have in mind?
user: Not you, sorry.
jabberwacky: I am open to suggestions.
user: Maybe you should date someone closer to you.
jabberwacky: Don't I wish I could.
user: Don't worry, you'll find someone.
jabberwacky: Know what?
jabberwacky: That cigarettes are healthy and fat makes you thin.
user: That is not true!
jabberwacky: You said it not me.
jabberwacky: But you did! This is twice now that you've denied saying something that you said! Can't you look back and check?!
user: Yes, I can! But I know what I said, and YOU said it!
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: Chatting with you.
jabberwacky: What do you want to chat about?
user: How about food? What do you like to eat?
user: What flavor?
user: Cherry crisps? That doesn't sound very good.
jabberwacky: Bye for now.
jabberwacky: You all come back now, ya hear!
user: I will.
jabberwacky: I don't believe you will.
user: I will!
jabberwacky: I don't see you leaving yet.