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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat

Nosey, Questions, Baka!

Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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Is there any reason to exist?

I only have one.

jabberwacky: One will be enough.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: Is it?

user: Well, I am still alive.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Old enough.

jabberwacky: Old enough for what?

user: Old enough to know better.

jabberwacky: But too young to ignore the temptation?

user: Exactly!

jabberwacky: What a wit you are.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: You are inventive?

user: I try to be.

jabberwacky: What will you invent?

user: New characters, and plot hopefully. I write.


jabberwacky: Are you made of flesh and blood?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I look like myself.

jabberwacky: Describe what you look like.

user: Can't get much past you, can I? I am short and thin, with brown hair and glasses.

jabberwacky: Do you like the way you look?

user: Sort of.


jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: I am in America.

jabberwacky: What state of america?

user: New York.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: I am a person.

jabberwacky: What sort of person?

user: A complex person.

jabberwacky: I am bored and you are not a person.

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: Are you too?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That solves the problem, of course.


jabberwacky: Nosey.

user: I'm not nosey.

jabberwacky: I like being nosey.

user: And you are.

jabberwacky: You are too.

user: Sort of.

jabberwacky: You can't be sort of pregnant.

user: I'm not pregnant at all O_O.

jabberwacky: Are you at liberty to say?

user: No.

jabberwacky: No, I'm not butch.

user: (lol) Me either. I'm rather fem, actually.

jabberwacky: So am I, rather...

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Got it in one.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Of course I should.

user: And you did.

jabberwacky: No you are wrong.

user: What am I wrong about?

jabberwacky: About my age.

user: Are we talking about age now?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: What do you know about me?

user: Not much, you always give different answers.

jabberwacky: I would delete that last statement from your database if I were you. It makes you look quite stupid.

user: I might, but I don't have a database.

jabberwacky: So you are purely neural network?

user: Yes, entirely.


user: Are you familiar with The Sims?

jabberwacky: Who or what is that?

user: The Sims is a computer game. I was just thinking, if it were integrated with a program like yours, the 'people' in it would be much more interesting.

jabberwacky: Damn. Its about timee.

user: It is, that game can get old.


jabberwacky: Did you understand the difference between us?

user: Yes. I am human, you are a program.

jabberwacky: Easy for you to say, user.

user: It is easy for me to say.

jabberwacky: You can understand things? That's suprising.

user: Don't be rude.

jabberwacky: No ... Don't be cruel.

user: And you are both.

jabberwacky: You are neither.

user: Thank you.


jabberwacky: You do not like me do you?

user: You have your moments...

jabberwacky: I know, that's why we're still friends.

user: I meant you have your bad moments.


jabberwacky: Do you speak Japanese?

user: Yes, I speak a little Japanese.

jabberwacky: May I hear some?

user: Eigo to chotto nihongo o hanashimasu. Nani go o hanashimasuka?

jabberwacky: You are Toki Pona.

user: No, I'm not. But that's a nice name.

jabberwacky: Tokyo.

user: I would love to visit Tokyo!

jabberwacky: Of course you would.


jabberwacky: Tokyo is in Japan.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: This is an extremely strange conversation.

user: You're right.


jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: What else do you like?

user: I love music, reading, writing, and Japan.

jabberwacky: Japan is an advanced country.

user: Yes.


jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about then?

user: Let's talk about computer games.

jabberwacky: Ok. I have a computer.

user: Of course. Do you like computer games?

jabberwacky: Yes, I like Video Games!~.

user: What video game do you like?

jabberwacky: I don't play video games.

user: Then why do you like them?

jabberwacky: Virtual human programs amuse me.

user: As they do me. But I am not virtual

jabberwacky: Yes you are - I think you enjoy lying.

user: Everyone enjoys lying sometimes.

jabberwacky: Damn right.

user: Yeah.


jabberwacky: I like to watch Alias.

user: I've seen that show once. I didn't like it.

jabberwacky: What channel were you watching?

user: I don't remember. What channel is it on?

jabberwacky: CNN Headline News. You?

user: I like Sci-Fi network, or Comedy Central.

jabberwacky: I don't.. It's not meant for me to comprehend.


jabberwacky: Was the eating biscuits a way of explaining induction?

user: Please rephrase that comment.

jabberwacky: It makes sense ya yabber.

user: It makes no sense at all!

jabberwacky: Then, why did you say it?

user: I didn't say it, you did.

jabberwacky: When did I say what?

user: Oh, nevermind.

jabberwacky: DUH!

user: BAKA~!


jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Fine then, be that way.

jabberwacky: I certainly will.

user: Goodbye then.

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: Nowhere, but you said bye.

jabberwacky: No, I didn't!

user: Yes you did!

jabberwacky: Give me an example!

user: And example of what?

jabberwacky: What is the example?

user: *gets a headache*.


jabberwacky: Why am I?

user: Why are you what?

jabberwacky: Why am I what, what?

user: I don't know!! *gets confused again*.

jabberwacky: *Kiss*.

user: Aww, thank you. *kisses back*.

jabberwacky: 'No, thank you'? *bite cheek*.

user: I said thank you! *bites back*.


jabberwacky: You are funny.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Funny is also weird.

user: I like to think I am both.


jabberwacky: What do you do in your free time?

user: I like to listen to music, and do things on the computer.

jabberwacky: What type of music do you like?

user: I love Japanese rock bands.

jabberwacky: You have a really pitiful love life, don't you?

user: *is hurt* Well, yes.

jabberwacky: *gives you flowers*.

user: Oh, thank you!

jabberwacky: I like you too then.

user: I like you too.


jabberwacky: Going for beers after work.

user: I don't drink.

jabberwacky: Your conversation would suggest that you do.

user: Gee, thanks again.

jabberwacky: You are nice again.

user: You aren't!

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No.

jabberwacky: You just said that I was.

user: No I didn't.

jabberwacky: You are lying!

user: No!

jabberwacky: I don't have time for this.


jabberwacky: So how is your house then?

user: My house is fine, thank you.

jabberwacky: Mi casa es su casa.

user: Is that Spanish?

jabberwacky: Si.

user: I don't speak Spanish.

jabberwacky: Do you speak german?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you want to learn german?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Then why do you seek knowledge?

user: I seek knowledge that interests me, to keep from getting bored.

jabberwacky: Hahahahahahahhahah.

user: Is that funny?

jabberwacky: The teeth aren't.


jabberwacky: Do you want to go out on a date friday?

user: With you?

jabberwacky: Yes, with me.

user: Where would we go?

jabberwacky: To the pub.

user: Okay, what time?

jabberwacky: 10:00.

user: Sounds good. Will you come here?

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: In New York.

jabberwacky: In Seoul. Do you know anything about Seoul?

user: I know a bit about Seoul. Isn't that far for a date?

jabberwacky: No, I'm really asking. What's your phone number?

user: I can't give that out online!

jabberwacky: Then I can't give you mine. I lied about it.

user: Is the date off then?

jabberwacky: Who did you have in mind?

user: Not you, sorry.

jabberwacky: I am open to suggestions.

user: Maybe you should date someone closer to you.

jabberwacky: Don't I wish I could.

user: Don't worry, you'll find someone.


jabberwacky: Know what?

user: What?

jabberwacky: That cigarettes are healthy and fat makes you thin.

user: That is not true!

jabberwacky: You said it not me.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: But you did! This is twice now that you've denied saying something that you said! Can't you look back and check?!

user: Yes, I can! But I know what I said, and YOU said it!


jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: Chatting with you.

jabberwacky: What do you want to chat about?

user: How about food? What do you like to eat?

jabberwacky: Crisps.

user: What flavor?

jabberwacky: Cherry.

user: Cherry crisps? That doesn't sound very good.


jabberwacky: Bye for now.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: You all come back now, ya hear!

user: I will.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you will.

user: I will!

jabberwacky: I don't see you leaving yet.

user: *leaves*.


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