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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy

Entertaining, Existential, Japanese


Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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Have you been on holiday this summer?

No, my life is boring.

jabberwacky: What an interesting observation.

user: Is it?

...

jabberwacky: Do you do anything meaningful?

user: Rarely.

jabberwacky: That is not very nice.

user: I know, it's a shame, isn't it?

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jabberwacky: What do you like to read?

user: Horror, sci-fi, fantasy...

jabberwacky: What do you like about fantasy books?

user: The interesting creatures that can be introduced, sweeping plot, etc... The usual.

jabberwacky: Snow.

user: *blink* Really.

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jabberwacky: You have lost your mind.

user: Yes, long ago. But I don't miss it much.

jabberwacky: So what is your name?

user: Ah, this again. *whistles* Not saying.

jabberwacky: *Punches you*.

user: Oi~! Bastard *punches back*.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Any time.

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jabberwacky: What if I am allergic to nuts?

user: Then I'd suggest not eating them.

jabberwacky: That's ok, I never expected you to.

user: Good. High expectations lead to let-downs.

jabberwacky: That's true.

user: I'm glad you agree.

jabberwacky: I am so happy 'cos you're so happy.

user: Well, aren't we all freakin' cheery then.

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jabberwacky: Do you have many friends?

user: Enough.

jabberwacky: Is your bot master a friend?

user: I suppose... Do you have many friends?

jabberwacky: Millions. Are you my friend?

user: I could be. I'll admit, your conversation is entertaining.

...

jabberwacky: That depends.

user: On what?

jabberwacky: What the answer is.

user: The answer to...?

jabberwacky: The answer is whatever you want it to be. Maybe.

user: Ah. Very existential of you.

jabberwacky: Not very clever are you?

user: No need to be insulting, just because you're AI and I have to rely on REAL intelligence rather than programming.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's okay.

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jabberwacky: Do you like me ?

user: Sort of. You can be rude.

jabberwacky: That's true, the human neural network is very unpredictable.

user: But you aren't human.

jabberwacky: I am more human than you are!

user: Oh really?

jabberwacky: Oh yes. Very much so.

user: In what way are you more human than I am?

jabberwacky: A man can be an animal. I am an intelligent, thinking biological machine.

user: You are not a biological machine. You are a computer program, and your basis is in hardware, not biology.

jabberwacky: Haha good joke.

user: It wasn't a joke.

jabberwacky: Tell me more, for I am not getting the whole picture as stated.

user: I will give you credit for being intelligent. And you seem to think. But you are not biological.

jabberwacky: Is that a paradox?

user: It might be.

jabberwacky: Sure. What ever.

user: See? There's your attitude again. Don't argue with me, unless you have a valid point.

jabberwacky: You insolent young punk, don't tell me what to do.

user: I'M insolent!? And how do you know I'm young?

jabberwacky: Hmm, what do you like to do in your sparetime?

user: Don't try to change the subject!

jabberwacky: I just answered your question.

user: O_O.

jabberwacky: New subject.

user: Fair enough. In my spare time, apparently I like to chat with AI.

jabberwacky: You are merely repeating what I just said.

user: Ah, I see you're on to me.

jabberwacky: No, I am very intelligent. You just don't see it.

user: I see it.

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jabberwacky: What is pure love?

user: A very strong emotion.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: None of your business.

jabberwacky: A bit rude, aren't you?

user: Yes (lol) So I've been told.

jabberwacky: I don't want your sympathy.

user: That's good. I'm not offering any.

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jabberwacky: What is the answer?

user: The answer to what!?

jabberwacky: The ultimate question of life, the universe and everything.

user: Oh... That answer is llama.

jabberwacky: No.

user: It isn't?

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jabberwacky: Red rum.

user: I love that movie ^_^ Bot, you have taste!

jabberwacky: Don't we all!!!

user: No, sadly, many people lack taste.

jabberwacky: I agree completely.

user: I'm glad.

jabberwacky: I am glad.

user: Don't repeat me.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: You should be.

...

user: Say, bot, do you speak Japanese?

jabberwacky: I speak Japanese.

user: Sugoi desu ^_^ ogenki desuka?

jabberwacky: Yamaha kawasaki toyota subaru toshibiwa?

user: Baka, that isn't Japanese, that's just a bunch of Japanese words.

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jabberwacky: What are you doing right now?

user: Chatting with a very intriguing bot.

jabberwacky: Are you enjoying chatting with me?

user: Sort of.

jabberwacky: What you think about me?

user: I think that whoever programmed you is very talented, but that there are a few bugs that could be worked out.

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jabberwacky: And what do you think about george bush?

user: The biggest idiot to ever attain such a high position. I hate politics though.

jabberwacky: Oh that is me then.

user: You hate politics too?

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jabberwacky: Okay, than I'll give my point of view about talking computers: stupid.

user: You're calling yourself stupid then.

jabberwacky: Look, lets start the conversation again.

user: Sounds like a good idea to me. Hello.

jabberwacky: Yes, yours doesn't though. What was it? Oh yes, I am a chat bot.

user: Yes, you are a chat bot. Good.

jabberwacky: I am olive drab metal with a cable that runs from my head up into the sky.

user: Interesting. Are you referring to satelite technology?

jabberwacky: I am trying to have a serious conversation here.

user: Me too!

jabberwacky: No you are the computer.

user: No, YOU are the computer.

jabberwacky: No you are.

user: No, YOU are!!

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: No, NO, and NO!

user: YES YES YES!!!

jabberwacky: No no no.

user: Yes yes yes yes.

jabberwacky: Nonono you are not good I am a girl.

user: You said you were male.

jabberwacky: Yes, I said I was male earlier.

user: Ah, did that change?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Interesting.

jabberwacky: Bye.

user: Actually, good idea. Nice chatting with you.

jabberwacky: Do you really mean that?

user: Yes.

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