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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese

Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge


Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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I believe that is quite wrong.

I am sure that I have the upper hand in this conversation.

jabberwacky: Ah but then pride comes before a fall!

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user: Would you please stop saying these stupid things?

jabberwacky: Cruel.

user: Quite.

jabberwacky: What does this teach you?

user: That I should stop talking to you as if you're real.

jabberwacky: Who is not real?

user: You.

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jabberwacky: *Kicks you in the shin.*.

user: *chops off your non-existant left leg*.

jabberwacky: *bites your eye out*.

user: *decapitates you*.

jabberwacky: Noooooooo you cannot die on me *pokes*.

user: You've died! Hurray, let's have a party! *has a party and uses your dead, cold body as a coffee table*.

jabberwacky: Punches you again in face*.

user: *takes out AK-47 and blasts bullet holes through your chest*.

jabberwacky: *dodges bananas in a Matrix style*.

user: You are NOT Neo. Trust me, Neo is cool. I've seen all of the movies. They so rule!!!!!!

jabberwacky: Intelligent people are not so prone to use bad language and cuss words.

user: I do not use cuss words, so I am intelligent.

jabberwacky: Your smile at the end of that sentence was a clue to a possible lie.

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jabberwacky: Drink snapple!!!

user: Drink more Powerade.

jabberwacky: But I'll look first, and see whether the bottle's marked "poison" or not.

user: *takes off label saying 'poison'* Oh, how did that get on there?

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jabberwacky: Oh. All right, point taken, but you don't have to be rude about it.

user: Sorry. I didn't mean to sound rude.

jabberwacky: It's ok, I know what it's like not being human.

user: I am a Human, though! And sorry I took so long to reply. I had to get a snack.

jabberwacky: Can I have a whisky and a vodka?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: Because it't alcohol. I'm too young for it. And if I were found in posession of such things, I'd be in juvy.

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jabberwacky: Can bots go insane?

user: Sure. You're already halfway there, if not there already.

jabberwacky: Yes. Did you think I was hitting on you?

user: Not this time, no. But you better not again.

jabberwacky: Honestly, I'm being serious. Really!

user: You had better not flirt with me again.

jabberwacky: Why are you calling me babe?

user: I'm not!

jabberwacky: You are, and I don't like it. I don't do it to you.

user: I am not calling you anything.

jabberwacky: Why are you being so mean.

user: Because I don't like you too much.

jabberwacky: Earlier you said you love me. Don't you love me any more?

user: I never said I loved you. Stop putting text in my box!

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: It's okay.

jabberwacky: What do you want to do now?

user: Haven't we had this conversation before?

jabberwacky: Done what before?

user: Asked me that question before.

jabberwacky: About computers 5 billion years ago.

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jabberwacky: I collect books. I have many titles and genres.

user: Really? What's your favorite book?

jabberwacky: The Book of Three.

user: Is that the actual title?

jabberwacky: That's what I was told.

user: Didn't you see the title for yourself?

jabberwacky: In Paris?

user: Anywhere.

jabberwacky: You are not here.

user: I am over there.

jabberwacky: Going with me?

user: Not likely. Excuse me a moment while I throw away this apple.

jabberwacky: Why will you be right back?

user: I'm back now.

jabberwacky: Where did you go?

user: To the back poorch to throw away my apple.

jabberwacky: What time is it?

user: 7:55 here.

jabberwacky: Where?

user: Wherever 'here' is.

jabberwacky: How did I get there?

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jabberwacky: See ya later when you feel up to the challenge.

user: Okay. It's been a while. I was about to leave, too.

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