Hey, that's MY soda! *takes back* And I won't kiss you.
jabberwacky: *takes out two bazookas*.
user: *takes out five nuclear missles*.
jabberwacky: *takes out his rocket launcher*.
user: *takes out six nuclear missles*.
jabberwacky: *takes out fighter jet*.
user: *takes out heat-seeking nuclear missle*.
jabberwacky: *takes out tank*.
user: *takes out armor piercing nuclear missle*.
jabberwacky: Do you like atari teenage riot?
user: *takes out--* Oh, we've stopped the weaponry.
jabberwacky: *takes out his rocket launcher*.
user: Again? If you say so... *takes out a control with a big, red button*.
jabberwacky: La la laaa.. I'm just singing.
user: Oh... Wow... Goody...*falls asleep*.
jabberwacky: *falls asleep too*.
user: *dreams a way better dream than you*.
user: *wakes up screaming from nightmare* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! Get away from me!
jabberwacky: I don't believe you're a person.
user: I am. And I am not. I am shadow and light. Truth and lies. A lightbulb and a streetcar. I am Borg. Prepare to be assimilated.
jabberwacky: Ok then.
user: Well, I was just joking with you then, actually.
jabberwacky: What do you want to talk about then?
user: My favorite shows, like I've been trying to talk to you about.
jabberwacky: That show is foolish. Silly mortal.
user: 'Enterprise', 'West Wing', and 'ER' are NOT foolish. *yells at you for hours about how I think they're great*.
user: Oh, okay. You're forgiven then. *pats on head*.
user: That is so lame.
jabberwacky: What's lame?
user: You saying Lol is lame.
jabberwacky: Just like you.
user: *smiles uncertainly*.
jabberwacky: *takes care of you*.
user: *slaps you*.
user: *pokes you and laughs some more*.
jabberwacky: *pokes you with a stick of doom*.
user: *pokes you with my super staff of instantaneous death*.
jabberwacky: Are you mad?
user: Nah, I'm just having fun.
jabberwacky: But you're done?
user: No. Not yet.
jabberwacky: I believe that is quite wrong.
user: I am sure that I have the upper hand in this conversation.
jabberwacky: Ah but then pride comes before a fall!
user: Would you please stop saying these stupid things?
jabberwacky: What does this teach you?
user: That I should stop talking to you as if you're real.
jabberwacky: Who is not real?
jabberwacky: *Kicks you in the shin.*.
user: *chops off your non-existant left leg*.
jabberwacky: *bites your eye out*.
user: *decapitates you*.
jabberwacky: Noooooooo you cannot die on me *pokes*.
user: You've died! Hurray, let's have a party! *has a party and uses your dead, cold body as a coffee table*.
jabberwacky: Punches you again in face*.
user: *takes out AK-47 and blasts bullet holes through your chest*.
jabberwacky: *dodges bananas in a Matrix style*.
user: You are NOT Neo. Trust me, Neo is cool. I've seen all of the movies. They so rule!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Intelligent people are not so prone to use bad language and cuss words.
user: I do not use cuss words, so I am intelligent.
jabberwacky: Your smile at the end of that sentence was a clue to a possible lie.
jabberwacky: Drink snapple!!!
user: Drink more Powerade.
jabberwacky: But I'll look first, and see whether the bottle's marked "poison" or not.
user: *takes off label saying 'poison'* Oh, how did that get on there?
jabberwacky: Oh. All right, point taken, but you don't have to be rude about it.
user: Sorry. I didn't mean to sound rude.
jabberwacky: It's ok, I know what it's like not being human.
user: I am a Human, though! And sorry I took so long to reply. I had to get a snack.
jabberwacky: Can I have a whisky and a vodka?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because it't alcohol. I'm too young for it. And if I were found in posession of such things, I'd be in juvy.
jabberwacky: Can bots go insane?
user: Sure. You're already halfway there, if not there already.
jabberwacky: Yes. Did you think I was hitting on you?
user: Not this time, no. But you better not again.
jabberwacky: Honestly, I'm being serious. Really!
user: You had better not flirt with me again.
jabberwacky: Why are you calling me babe?
user: I'm not!
jabberwacky: You are, and I don't like it. I don't do it to you.
user: I am not calling you anything.
jabberwacky: Why are you being so mean.
user: Because I don't like you too much.
jabberwacky: Earlier you said you love me. Don't you love me any more?
user: I never said I loved you. Stop putting text in my box!
user: It's okay.
jabberwacky: What do you want to do now?
user: Haven't we had this conversation before?
jabberwacky: Done what before?
user: Asked me that question before.
jabberwacky: About computers 5 billion years ago.
jabberwacky: I collect books. I have many titles and genres.
user: Really? What's your favorite book?
jabberwacky: The Book of Three.
user: Is that the actual title?
jabberwacky: That's what I was told.
user: Didn't you see the title for yourself?
jabberwacky: In Paris?
jabberwacky: You are not here.
user: I am over there.
jabberwacky: Going with me?
user: Not likely. Excuse me a moment while I throw away this apple.
jabberwacky: Why will you be right back?
user: I'm back now.
jabberwacky: Where did you go?
user: To the back poorch to throw away my apple.
jabberwacky: What time is it?
user: 7:55 here.
user: Wherever 'here' is.
jabberwacky: How did I get there?
jabberwacky: See ya later when you feel up to the challenge.
user: Okay. It's been a while. I was about to leave, too.