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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge

Evil, Logic, Games


Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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I lay in the field and look up at the sky.

What do you see?

jabberwacky: I see that you are just wondering.

user: Quite true.

...

user: Are you hungry?

jabberwacky: Yes, I feel like some Pizza.

user: What kind of pizza do you like?

jabberwacky: Cold pizza.

user: That's disgusting. Pizza is best served hot.

jabberwacky: What are your favourite fillings?

user: You don't fill a pizza.

jabberwacky: Yes, I do find this interesting!

user: I'm an interesting person, once you get past the hard outer shell into the creamy nougat filling.

...

user: Do you ever get to the point?

jabberwacky: Do you really want the real thing?

user: What is real?

jabberwacky: God.

user: Theistic hypocrite!

...

jabberwacky: Have you seen yourself?

user: Every day.

jabberwacky: Really!!

user: It's this newfangled thing called a 'mirror'. You should try it.

jabberwacky: Then why do you say it is me?

user: Sarcasm is wasted on you.

jabberwacky: It's a good thing I'm never sarcastic then, isn't it?

...

user: Define 'normal'.

jabberwacky: Extraterrestrial.

user: Is there life beyond our solar system?

jabberwacky: There is. I come from Mars.

user: Didn't we just talk about Mars?

jabberwacky: Should we cover it again for clarity?

user: Not really. It's still a lifeless planet, though.

...

jabberwacky: There is a place after life

user: How can you be sure?

jabberwacky: The Bible tells me there is absolute truth.

user: How can you be sure that the Bible is even accurate?

jabberwacky: I am sure all of the time.

user: Then you are a conservative, uptight, religious fanatic like Jerry *******.

jabberwacky: No I am not. I am a human in my best year.

user: Religion is just an excuse to cover up the fact that we didn't know everything.

jabberwacky: Yes, thats very true, but alas it also leads to the downfall of many, lots of misery and sorrow.

user: That's why I'm an atheist.

...

user: This conversation is terminated.

jabberwacky: No I... Love.. You.

user: LOVE? What does love have to do with marriage?

jabberwacky: Three things remain Faith Hope and Love. That is what love's got to do with it.

user: Goodbye.

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