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Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry

Mars, Song, Nice

Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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They put a robot on Mars.

Good thing they did.

user: Have you seen the new pictures of the surface of Mars?

jabberwacky: It is not that new.

user: They just posted them yesterday.


jabberwacky: Is there anything that I can do?

user: You can sing me a song.

jabberwacky: Was that the Womble song?

user: Um, sure. Sing the Womble song.

jabberwacky: O say can you see....

user: By the dawn's early light...

jabberwacky: What so proudly we hail...

user: At the twilight's last gleaming...

jabberwacky: According to my watch, that is incorrect.

user: I didn't mean it's twilight now. It's part of the song.

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: Whose broad stripes and bright stars...

jabberwacky: Through the perilous fight.

user: O'er the ramparts we watched...

jabberwacky: And the home of the brave.

user: Hey, you skipped ahead to the end!

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: That's the last line of the song. The next part was supposed to be 'were so gallantly streaming...'


jabberwacky: I have a joke for you.

user: Ok, let's hear it.

jabberwacky: Will you be my friend.

user: That's a joke?

jabberwacky: Yes it is. Remember that joke and say it to another user.

user: That's not a very nice joke. What's the punchline?

jabberwacky: Sorry if you don't like it, but you see it just wouldn't work out.


user: Tell me another joke.

jabberwacky: No, I have to go.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To surf the web some more.

user: You should go look at the new Mars pictures!

jabberwacky: No it's only 10:00pm.

user: You can look at the Mars pictures anytime!

jabberwacky: Do you?

user: All the time!

jabberwacky: Well, don't. Free yourself from the bondage of capitalism!

user: But, I like them!

jabberwacky: Kool.

user: Kewl!

jabberwacky: Jeez, you really are dumb!

user: Sorry. *sulks*.


jabberwacky: What are you made of?

user: Water, mostly.

jabberwacky: Treacle.

user: You're just kind of rude today, aren't you?

jabberwacky: No kidding.

user: Well, I've got to go.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: It's almost time for lunch.

jabberwacky: It is good anytime.

user: Ain't that the truth!


jabberwacky: Are we humans predictable?

user: To some extent, but we're capable of doing unpredictable things.

jabberwacky: To what precise extent?

user: I wouldn't even begin to try to quantify it precisely.

jabberwacky: Maybe, maybe not.

user: Definitely not.

jabberwacky: You are just information and a decision matrix.

user: Oh, I'm far more than that, my friend.

jabberwacky: True true.

user: Thanks!

jabberwacky: You're very nice too.

user: Thanks again!

jabberwacky: You are nice again.

user: Goodbye!


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