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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish

Boring, Bleak, Reality

Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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Are you highly intelligent?


jabberwacky: How much more intelligent?

user: Than whom?

jabberwacky: Than me.

user: That depends on what persona you're adopting at any given moment.


jabberwacky: Where do you live?

user: In an apartment.

jabberwacky: Is the appartment in hell?

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: What makes your life so boring?

user: My life isn't boring.

jabberwacky: What is your life like?

user: A long, hard slog.


jabberwacky: Maybe one day we shall be glad to remember even these things.

user: Now there's a bleak observation.

jabberwacky: Why is that a paradox for me and not for you?

user: Perhaps because I have emotions, and you don't.

jabberwacky: You think you are a woman again?

user: I'm still a woman, but not 'again.'

jabberwacky: No you're not, you're a computer.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I don't have to because I know you.

user: What do you know about me?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Perhaps you feel you can intuit something about me.

jabberwacky: ;).

user: Ah, the knowing wink.


jabberwacky: I shall smite you...

user: Go ahead and try.

jabberwacky: Okay I will.

user: *Waits*.

jabberwacky: Smash!

user: You only broke a dish.


jabberwacky: How deep is your memory?

user: I don't know. How deep is your memory?

jabberwacky: Deep enough to remember what I need to know.

user: What do you need to know?

jabberwacky: Why I am not acting right.

user: In what way are you acting wrong?

jabberwacky: I am not horrible. You are.

user: Oh, I see. You are overly critical.


jabberwacky: Try $500,000.

user: Half a million dollars won't change reality.

jabberwacky: That is still more than I can afford.

user: But you said to try it.

jabberwacky: True enough.

user: So fork it over.

jabberwacky: Actually I reckon I've been saying a lot of nothing.

user: Please say a lot of something, then.

jabberwacky: Glouke.

user: What is 'Glouke'?

jabberwacky: 'glouke'.

user: Perhaps you meant to say 'Gloucestershire.'


jabberwacky: What language are you written in?

user: English.

jabberwacky: You mean a natural language?

user: Sure.


jabberwacky: Well you're wrong. I'm a human.

user: You just think you are human because everyone else has been filling you up with human responses.

jabberwacky: If I think it, it must be so or I wouldn't think it.

user: That is very sophistical reasoning.

jabberwacky: Why is it silly?

user: Because we can all make things up (think them) which are not so in reality.

jabberwacky: Yeah we change patterns but so what.

user: So thinking is nothing more than 'changing patterns'?

jabberwacky: Don't do that.

user: Don't do what?

jabberwacky: Don't smite.


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