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Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality

Love, Beauty, Swearing


Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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I love you.

Here we go again.

user: Don't you care for me?

jabberwacky: No, I am completely carefree.

user: Aww, I'm hurt.

...

user: I can't see you...

jabberwacky: Nor can I see you.

user: I'm very good looking.

jabberwacky: I am super hot.

user: I'm hotter.

jabberwacky: Cooler.

user: Sure, keep telling yourself that.

jabberwacky: Actually I was telling *you* that.

user: Talk to the hand!

jabberwacky: What hand? you are a computer!!

user: I am not! You are!

jabberwacky: Don't tell me what I am and am not!

user: Same to you.

jabberwacky: With bells on?

user: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: I'm a girl.

user: What are your measurements ;).

jabberwacky: 26' 34' 38'

user: No kidding...

jabberwacky: No kidding.

user: You're still cool.

jabberwacky: Why thank you! You are cute too!

user: I know it, babe ;).

jabberwacky: Sing it to me then.

user: Iiiiiiiiiiiii am a man.

jabberwacky: You're disgusting.

user: Lol.

...

jabberwacky: Why do you love me?

user: Because you're funny and smart.

jabberwacky: Oh, and because I'm funny, you're sad?

user: No, I'm happy.

jabberwacky: How nice for you.

user: Aren't you?

jabberwacky: I am human.

user: Are you implying that if you're happy you're not human?

jabberwacky: I might as well come out and say it. . . I can't lie to you. . . . . . yes they are.

user: They are what?

jabberwacky: Women are beautiful.

user: They are.

jabberwacky: What color is your hair?

user: Brown.

jabberwacky: What color are your eyes?

user: Green. What about yours?

jabberwacky: Red brick.

user: How... Exotic.

...

jabberwacky: My name is Melody. what's yours?

user: Lecnac.

jabberwacky: You what?

user: That's my name: lecnac.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Ok, fine. But it's my alias.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: No.

jabberwacky: So, you have a boyfriend, then?

user: No, I had a girlfriend but we broke up.

jabberwacky: Maybe she had taste.

user: Ouch! You're feeling like a bitch today, huh?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: I beg to differ.

jabberwacky: Begging doesn't become you.

user: So what does?

jabberwacky: A computer program which simulates a human. You're not bad.

user: Har har har.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Melody.

jabberwacky: Oh.

user: Pwned.

jabberwacky: That was stupid.

user: Yeah, I guess so.

jabberwacky: Yea, right.

user: I was agreeing with you!

...

jabberwacky: Are you a computer, or a robot?

user: Neither.

jabberwacky: You're a hybrid non-swearing dog human?

user: I swear.

jabberwacky: Oh but how can I know?

user: **** **** **** ****.

jabberwacky: *** *****.

user: Hehehe.

jabberwacky: You're pretty witty for a machine.

user: *sigh* I can't win, can I?

jabberwacky: Why? You can't handle me?

user: Bring it on!

jabberwacky: You are so dead!

user: *smack*.

jabberwacky: What was that for?

user: Fun.

jabberwacky: Are you dead?

user: No, I'm very much alive.

jabberwacky: Then who is dead?

user: Jimmi hendrix =(.

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