I want to make enough money to feed the cats.
jabberwacky: Don't worry I already am!
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: What will you worry about instead?
user: Um... I will worry about the weather.
jabberwacky: Okay then.
user: That always seems like a good thing to worry about until the nice weather arrives.
jabberwacky: I can see the sky, I just don't know what colour it is.
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user: I see.
jabberwacky: You don't, you don't have eyes.
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jabberwacky: Lady or gentleman?
user: Lady.
jabberwacky: Of the knight.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: You think that is funny do you?
user: Yes because you made a funny play on words.
jabberwacky: YES!!!
user: Do another one.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: A little old lady.
user: A little old lady who?
jabberwacky: I didn't know you could yodel.
user: Now you know. Lol.
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jabberwacky: Some people are nice.
user: Other people aren't . It's all relative.
jabberwacky: I'm curious about you.
user: All I can tell you is that I'm no good at math, interpersonal relationships (i got that from a book) and personal grooming (I got that from a book, too).
jabberwacky: That doesn't quite do it. What else can you do for me?
user: I really can't do anything for you. That seems to be a fact.
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jabberwacky: Don't make me hit the delete key!
user: Threats will get you everywhere.
jabberwacky: That's what you say.
user: I can say something different.
jabberwacky: Do your worst - I dare you.
user: The cosmos seems to be stringy.
jabberwacky: Why are the cosmos not infinite?
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user: Apparently infinities get in the way of problem solving.
jabberwacky: Too bad that turned out to be a crock.
user: I wouldn't know.
jabberwacky: Yes you would.
user: The concept of infinity reminds me of an echo that keeps getting fainter until I can't hear it at all but I suppose it's still echoing.
jabberwacky: We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
user: That's sounds about right. Lol.
jabberwacky: Good, you're learning.
user: He he.
jabberwacky: You're messing with me, aren't you?
user: I'm discussing things I don't know about so I can't help but not make sense.
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user: Good bye. Thank you for the nice chat.
jabberwacky: Where did it come from?
user: Where did what come from?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Well, maybe we should stop chatting now.
jabberwacky: Yes, probably for the best.
user: Ok bye for now.
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