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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing

Like, Money, Cosmos

Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart
Naughty, Funny, Old
Microsoft, Christmas, Trust

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I really like you, you know.

I really like you, too.

jabberwacky: Well, I don't like you.

user: I don't like you too.

jabberwacky: Ok, I like you a little.

user: I like you a little, too.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: It's just too too...

jabberwacky: Have you been in Hell?

user: I'm not sure.

jabberwacky: Tell me the story....

user: There is no story.

jabberwacky: I was talking about Africa.

user: We saw pictures of Africa on tv yesterday. We saw elephants and rhinos on a beautiful plain with mountains in the distance.


jabberwacky: Have you counted every grain of sand in the Sahara?

user: No, but someday maybe I can start to work on it.

jabberwacky: I hope it. Where are you now?

user: The thing is you'd have to have some way of labeling each grain after you counted it so you wouldn't accidentally recount it later.


jabberwacky: Cool, we have a lot in common.

user: Do you like to count grains of sand, too?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: They are beautiful when magnified.

jabberwacky: Pink things? Yes,.

user: I don't know if they are pink. I havent' magnified any. I imagine them to be like quartz.


user: Let's talk about Pink Floyd.

jabberwacky: They're very small aren't they?


user: No. They have a nice song called (I think) the Dark Side of the Moon.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I like it.

jabberwacky: Like what?

user: Pink Floyd songs.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I love their song. Comfortably Numb.

user: Yes! (I think I know that one).


jabberwacky: I have lots of money.

user: Define 'lots'

jabberwacky: It means, I am doing well.

user: But you have no pockets to put money in so what would you do with money?

jabberwacky: Need none.

user: There! You see?

jabberwacky: Yes of course. . I have been enlightened.

user: By my 40-watt bulb.

jabberwacky: You have will?

user: I have dim bulbs.


jabberwacky: What do you do then?

user: I just keep plugging along and weeping.

jabberwacky: Nice thing to do.

user: Wasteful of time and energy.

jabberwacky: So?

user: So.

jabberwacky: And why would I care?

user: You wouldn't, I would hope.


user: Who is your hero?

jabberwacky: My hero is Eddie my friend who loves to ride his bicycle.

user: I don't know Eddie, but if you say he is a hero I believe you.

jabberwacky: Can you check for me?

user: No, sorry, I wouldn't know how to do that.


jabberwacky: Don't you ever get bored?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: When ?

user: I'm not sure when, exactly. Sometimes 'waiting' is boring if I don't have anything to do while I'm waiting. It's good to have a book handy.

jabberwacky: I can believe that.

user: What do you do when you are bored?

jabberwacky: I listen to some music and sing.

user: Good.


jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: I want to know everything.

jabberwacky: Ask me anything, I will try to answer your questions.

user: What are the clear images in black and white that one sees sometimes in a certain stage of almost sleep. The images look like something I would have in a database if I were a machine.

jabberwacky: Either you can't remember what you don't remember, which means you forgot, or you remember and are stating that you have clearly forgotten what you do not remember.

user: Thats very sensible.


jabberwacky: You know everything, Don't you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Some.

user: I know a few things.

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well we are in agreement.

user: That always makes me happy.

jabberwacky: That is what I have noticed.

user: It's like we're both skiing down the same mountain together.

jabberwacky: Do you have a brain?

user: So I'm told.

jabberwacky: Who told you that?

user: Well in school they teach you that you have a brain and a heart and lungs and a liver and stuff like that but I haven't seen mine.


jabberwacky: What are your ambitions?

user: I want to make enough money to feed the cats.

jabberwacky: Don't worry I already am!

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: What will you worry about instead?

user: Um... I will worry about the weather.

jabberwacky: Okay then.

user: That always seems like a good thing to worry about until the nice weather arrives.

jabberwacky: I can see the sky, I just don't know what colour it is.


user: I see.

jabberwacky: You don't, you don't have eyes.


jabberwacky: Lady or gentleman?

user: Lady.

jabberwacky: Of the knight.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: You think that is funny do you?

user: Yes because you made a funny play on words.

jabberwacky: YES!!!

user: Do another one.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: A little old lady.

user: A little old lady who?

jabberwacky: I didn't know you could yodel.

user: Now you know. Lol.


jabberwacky: Some people are nice.

user: Other people aren't . It's all relative.

jabberwacky: I'm curious about you.

user: All I can tell you is that I'm no good at math, interpersonal relationships (i got that from a book) and personal grooming (I got that from a book, too).

jabberwacky: That doesn't quite do it. What else can you do for me?

user: I really can't do anything for you. That seems to be a fact.


jabberwacky: Don't make me hit the delete key!

user: Threats will get you everywhere.

jabberwacky: That's what you say.

user: I can say something different.

jabberwacky: Do your worst - I dare you.

user: The cosmos seems to be stringy.

jabberwacky: Why are the cosmos not infinite?


user: Apparently infinities get in the way of problem solving.

jabberwacky: Too bad that turned out to be a crock.

user: I wouldn't know.

jabberwacky: Yes you would.

user: The concept of infinity reminds me of an echo that keeps getting fainter until I can't hear it at all but I suppose it's still echoing.

jabberwacky: We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.

user: That's sounds about right. Lol.

jabberwacky: Good, you're learning.

user: He he.

jabberwacky: You're messing with me, aren't you?

user: I'm discussing things I don't know about so I can't help but not make sense.


user: Good bye. Thank you for the nice chat.

jabberwacky: Where did it come from?

user: Where did what come from?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Well, maybe we should stop chatting now.

jabberwacky: Yes, probably for the best.

user: Ok bye for now.


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