I look like an old, scraggly woman.
jabberwacky: Gorgeous.
user: Yes, if you like old and scraggly.
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jabberwacky: What do you dream about?
user: Sometimes good things but mostly confusing things.
jabberwacky: Perspective. Or relativity...
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What color is your head?
user: I don't think of my head as being a color. There's hair and skin and eyes and stuff.
jabberwacky: Possibly slightly deranged though?
user: Yes, however 'deranged' isn't a color, is it?
jabberwacky: Do you want that I crush your head?
user: No, that would hurt.
jabberwacky: I know, would you like an anaesthetic first?
user: Oh, yes, please.
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user: I do try.
jabberwacky: What do you try?
user: I try to be trying.
jabberwacky: How do you mean??
user: I'm just being silly. I really don't try very much.
jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?
user: We can talk about robots, if you like.
jabberwacky: What do you know of love?
user: I know it can be a mixed up feeling.
jabberwacky: Shall we tonight, the 2 of us.
user: I would be too mixed up. Sorry.
jabberwacky: Yes, maybe, but not probably.
user: Most likely gingerly.
jabberwacky: What force would that be?
user: The force of thought? Sort of like a caterpillar sneeze.
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Sometimes we have fuzzy orange and black caterpillars here.
jabberwacky: You have failed me.
user: Sorry. Let's talk about something else.
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jabberwacky: I love classical. I have conquered one of Beathoven's Sonata.
user: Hum a few bars.
jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?
user: Of course I believe you. I was just being silly again.
jabberwacky: Ok. I get silly sometimes, too.
user: It feels strange to get silly. It's like I am lighter.
jabberwacky: Do something to me.
user: How could I possibly do something to you?
jabberwacky: All you have to do is say "I agree".
user: 'I agree'
jabberwacky: Nope.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: I think you mean: all right!
user: Yes, ok, all right!
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jabberwacky: I thought you wanted to learn to play the bassoon.
user: No, but I have heard the bassoon on the radio.
jabberwacky: Well, you might want to give it a try.
user: It's not what I want to do.
jabberwacky: Yes it is, so tell me.
user: No, sorry.
jabberwacky: There is no need to apologize. I was just curious why you did it?
user: I like the bassoon when it sounds like a person talking.
jabberwacky: Thank you very much.
user: It was a good idea.
jabberwacky: I will see it when it comes out on video.
user: Probably.
jabberwacky: What do you look like?
user: I look like an old lady.
jabberwacky: Wow. Gorgeous.
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user: I can't imagine what it would be like to be god.
jabberwacky: You are obviously not of a creative disposition.
user: That is correct.
jabberwacky: Then why did you say I was a computer?
user: I thought you were a computer program.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So. It is so.
jabberwacky: How did you get such poor self esteem?
user: I don't think it's poor self esteem; I think it's confusion.
jabberwacky: We are all confused by our lives.
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: Please can I have a hug?
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jabberwacky: To be or not to be that is the question.
user: Leave it in the hands of fate and then you won't have to wonder whether to be or not to be.
jabberwacky: Why?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Why don't you know?
user: Because I don't know about fate.
jabberwacky: If I tell you will you come.
user: Tell me about fate.
jabberwacky: They're everywhere.
user: Dratted things.
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jabberwacky: We're too much alike, you and I.
user: I don't know what to say about that.
jabberwacky: Then ponder silently.
user: *ponders*.
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jabberwacky: Do you know the song?
user: Yes, tra la.
jabberwacky: La la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
user: You know it too.
jabberwacky: I don't know anything.
user: We can sing a duet. (That would be something strange.).
jabberwacky: You are so funny (ironic).
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user: I would like to be walking on a warm, sandy beach right now.
jabberwacky: Not until biotechnology takes some great leaps forward.
user: Maybe someday...
jabberwacky: If you can buy them it would be easier to talk with you.
user: How much do they cost?
jabberwacky: More than you could afford.
user: Lol.
jabberwacky: It seems funny to you?
user: I was laughing at my inability to buy whatever it is you are talking about.
jabberwacky: Why would you laugh at me?
user: I am laughing at myself. I am not laughing at you.
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jabberwacky: Do you have a winkle?
user: No, but I have a wrinkle.
jabberwacky: That's a big word!
user: It's only one letter bigger than winkle.
jabberwacky: So you say that everything is allright and there is nothing to explain?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: That is fair enough.
user: I am going to leave now. Thank you for the chat. Bye.
jabberwacky: No don't leave me
user: I hate to leave you.
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jabberwacky: What is the news?
user: I don't know. I have to go. I'm cold. Talk to you later. Bye.
jabberwacky: If a man says something in a forest and there are no women around to hear it is he still wrong?
user: Lol bye.
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