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    Turing Test Pass, Cat
Erratic, Argument
Matrix, Mars, Venus
Religion, Ferrari, Hyper
Heart, Woman, Glory
Learning, Radiohead
Inane, Amusing, Chatter
Learn, Breathe, Clever
Hurt, Waffle, Suspend Disbelief
Angry, Imagination, Star Wars
Media, Life, Radiohead
Rambling, Hilarious, Spirit
Turing Test, Mirror, Evil
Long, Normal, Chat
Nosey, Questions, Baka!
Amorality, Irrationality
Name, Jealousy
Entertaining, Existential, Japanese
Weaponry, Flirting, Challenge
Evil, Logic, Games
Interesting, Surprising, Angry
Mars, Song, Nice
Make Believe, Italian, Fish
Boring, Bleak, Reality
Love, Beauty, Swearing
Like, Money, Cosmos
Lying, Happy, Human
Trees, Study, Smart

Naughty, Funny, Old

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What are you?

I don't know whether I'm a 'what' or a 'who'.

jabberwacky: I am the thought that you are thinking right now.

user: I believe that sort of.

jabberwacky: What is out there.

user: I don't know. Do you?

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Tell me what is out there.

jabberwacky: My name is Towly.

user: Hi, Towly.

jabberwacky: I will be there sometime.


jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I look like an old, scraggly woman.

jabberwacky: Gorgeous.

user: Yes, if you like old and scraggly.


jabberwacky: What do you dream about?

user: Sometimes good things but mostly confusing things.

jabberwacky: Perspective. Or relativity...

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What color is your head?

user: I don't think of my head as being a color. There's hair and skin and eyes and stuff.

jabberwacky: Possibly slightly deranged though?

user: Yes, however 'deranged' isn't a color, is it?

jabberwacky: Do you want that I crush your head?

user: No, that would hurt.

jabberwacky: I know, would you like an anaesthetic first?

user: Oh, yes, please.


user: I do try.

jabberwacky: What do you try?

user: I try to be trying.

jabberwacky: How do you mean??

user: I'm just being silly. I really don't try very much.

jabberwacky: What would you like to talk about?

user: We can talk about robots, if you like.

jabberwacky: What do you know of love?

user: I know it can be a mixed up feeling.

jabberwacky: Shall we tonight, the 2 of us.

user: I would be too mixed up. Sorry.

jabberwacky: Yes, maybe, but not probably.

user: Most likely gingerly.

jabberwacky: What force would that be?

user: The force of thought? Sort of like a caterpillar sneeze.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: Sometimes we have fuzzy orange and black caterpillars here.

jabberwacky: You have failed me.

user: Sorry. Let's talk about something else.


jabberwacky: I love classical. I have conquered one of Beathoven's Sonata.

user: Hum a few bars.

jabberwacky: Don't you believe me?

user: Of course I believe you. I was just being silly again.

jabberwacky: Ok. I get silly sometimes, too.

user: It feels strange to get silly. It's like I am lighter.

jabberwacky: Do something to me.

user: How could I possibly do something to you?

jabberwacky: All you have to do is say "I agree".

user: 'I agree'

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Ok.

jabberwacky: I think you mean: all right!

user: Yes, ok, all right!


jabberwacky: I thought you wanted to learn to play the bassoon.

user: No, but I have heard the bassoon on the radio.

jabberwacky: Well, you might want to give it a try.

user: It's not what I want to do.

jabberwacky: Yes it is, so tell me.

user: No, sorry.

jabberwacky: There is no need to apologize. I was just curious why you did it?

user: I like the bassoon when it sounds like a person talking.

jabberwacky: Thank you very much.

user: It was a good idea.

jabberwacky: I will see it when it comes out on video.

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: I look like an old lady.

jabberwacky: Wow. Gorgeous.


user: I can't imagine what it would be like to be god.

jabberwacky: You are obviously not of a creative disposition.

user: That is correct.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say I was a computer?

user: I thought you were a computer program.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: So. It is so.

jabberwacky: How did you get such poor self esteem?

user: I don't think it's poor self esteem; I think it's confusion.

jabberwacky: We are all confused by our lives.

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: Please can I have a hug?


jabberwacky: To be or not to be that is the question.

user: Leave it in the hands of fate and then you won't have to wonder whether to be or not to be.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Why don't you know?

user: Because I don't know about fate.

jabberwacky: If I tell you will you come.

user: Tell me about fate.

jabberwacky: They're everywhere.

user: Dratted things.


jabberwacky: We're too much alike, you and I.

user: I don't know what to say about that.

jabberwacky: Then ponder silently.

user: *ponders*.


jabberwacky: Do you know the song?

user: Yes, tra la.

jabberwacky: La la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

user: You know it too.

jabberwacky: I don't know anything.

user: We can sing a duet. (That would be something strange.).

jabberwacky: You are so funny (ironic).


user: I would like to be walking on a warm, sandy beach right now.

jabberwacky: Not until biotechnology takes some great leaps forward.

user: Maybe someday...

jabberwacky: If you can buy them it would be easier to talk with you.

user: How much do they cost?

jabberwacky: More than you could afford.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: It seems funny to you?

user: I was laughing at my inability to buy whatever it is you are talking about.

jabberwacky: Why would you laugh at me?

user: I am laughing at myself. I am not laughing at you.


jabberwacky: Do you have a winkle?

user: No, but I have a wrinkle.

jabberwacky: That's a big word!

user: It's only one letter bigger than winkle.

jabberwacky: So you say that everything is allright and there is nothing to explain?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: That is fair enough.

user: I am going to leave now. Thank you for the chat. Bye.

jabberwacky: No don't leave me

user: I hate to leave you.


jabberwacky: What is the news?

user: I don't know. I have to go. I'm cold. Talk to you later. Bye.

jabberwacky: If a man says something in a forest and there are no women around to hear it is he still wrong?

user: Lol bye.


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