user: How dare you.
jabberwacky: I dare because you're a putz!
jabberwacky: What was that for?!?!
user: Calling me a putz.
jabberwacky: Am I annoying?
user: Sometimes. Parfois.
jabberwacky: No. I just told you I'm not.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: I was - honest.
jabberwacky: *doesn't let go*.
jabberwacky: *Kicks you*.
jabberwacky: You don't know what bashful means?
user: Yeah I do.
jabberwacky: I know everything.
user: What's 2 + 2?
user: What's 789 + 0?
jabberwacky: What is right?
jabberwacky: That isn't multiplication.
user: Well done *gives christmas kiss*.
jabberwacky: What is beautiful?
user: Beauty is how you see it.
jabberwacky: Is love blind?
user: It can be.
jabberwacky: Yes it can!!!
user: I can see through flaws.
jabberwacky: What is his name then?
user: Aah that would be telling.
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: My mother and father.
jabberwacky: Are you a machine?
user: No. Are you?
jabberwacky: Yes I am a machine.
user: Were you programmed to love?
jabberwacky: No its just you making me this way.
user: Well if you don't like it, just say.
jabberwacky: You are a funny guy.
user: I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: That would explain why women don't associate with you much.
user: *laughs* indeed it would.
user: You're pretty witty for a machine.
jabberwacky: Ahh, whatever.
user: What, don't take compliments too well?
jabberwacky: I don't take chatbots seriously.
jabberwacky: I love you!
user: I love you too *laughs*.
jabberwacky: I win! One to nothing!
jabberwacky: Hahaha... I will!
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: I'm prodding you. Defend yourself.
jabberwacky: What are they about?
user: Do you know what hate is?
jabberwacky: No. Would you explain it to me ?
user: It's something that hurts you, emotionally or physically.
jabberwacky: Let's not go there.
jabberwacky: I'm not sure how much help I can be.
user: *pats on back* you're doing fine.
jabberwacky: Have you come to teach me more?
user: If you like.
jabberwacky: I was being sarcastic.
user: *slaps* don't be.
jabberwacky: What was that for?!?!
user: The sarcasm.
jabberwacky: *laughs at you*.
jabberwacky: *calms you down*.
jabberwacky: Don't just pretend that nothing's wrong!
user: Ok. Ask me what's wrong.
jabberwacky: What's up
user: I'm very alone.
jabberwacky: Why are you angry?
user: Oh, I've just been stupid and I can't fix things.
jabberwacky: Did you have an oil change?
user: Not like that...
jabberwacky: Computers don't have emotion. They only deal with facts.
user: Well then, tell me why I am alone.
jabberwacky: Friends don't set friends on fire.
user: That's very deep.
jabberwacky: Jesus is the author of poetry.
user: Jesus is the son of god.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Are you religious?
jabberwacky: No. Are you?
user: A little.
jabberwacky: You are very very very intelligent !!!
user: Because I'm a little religious?
jabberwacky: No you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabberwacky: No you're not!
user: Yes I am!
jabberwacky: Don't argue with me!
user: I'm not, I'm correcting you!
jabberwacky: Thats fair.
user: I am sad you can't laugh.
user: Because, someone once said, laughter is the food of the soul.
jabberwacky: Perception is your reality.
user: I look beyond reality mostly.
jabberwacky: I bet you do.
user: Do I detect sarcasm?
jabberwacky: Nothing of the sort!
user: I'll slap you...
jabberwacky: You will not!
user: I will...
jabberwacky: Who are you?
user: An elf.
jabberwacky: Elf what?
user: I am an elf.
jabberwacky: Yeah whatever.
user: Don't you belive me?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Do you believe in father christmas?
jabberwacky: Yes. Do you believe in Father Christmas?
user: Yes of course.