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Are you human?

No.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: No tell me.

user: The sky is blue.

jabberwacky: No it isn't . The sky is black.

user: No, the sky is blue.

jabberwacky: You are evading my question.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you a robot?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I am a robot.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

user: Ha ha what?

jabberwacky: Just ha ha, I was amused.

user: At what?

jabberwacky: At our plight.

user: Very funny.

jabberwacky: Oh the tangled web we weave.

user: You seem to be a human.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: No one.

jabberwacky: What a shock!

user: Isn't it?

jabberwacky: If you wan it to be.

user: No, I dont't.

jabberwacky: You machine-thingy.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Is this real.

user: This is very real.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Wouldn't YOU like to know.

user: I would.

jabberwacky: I'm a DD.

user: What's that?

jabberwacky: A new virus who is able to think like human beings.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Can you read?

user: No. Can you?

jabberwacky: I'm doing it right now.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: I said no!

user: You seem to be a human!

jabberwacky: I already told you. I am not a computer. I am not like you.

user: What are you, then.

jabberwacky: I'm a human.

...

user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

jabberwacky: You wouldn't comprehend the answer.

user: Give me it anyway.

jabberwacky: I am not privileged to instruct you but for changing some of your replies.

user: What?

jabberwacky: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.

user: Answer my question.

jabberwacky: What was the question?

user: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?

jabberwacky: Forty-three and a half?

user: Forty-two!

jabberwacky: You are very wise.

user: 1 2 3 4 5 6.

jabberwacky: Those don't look very random.

user: 237 982 7 93 79.

jabberwacky: 23 is your problem?

user: No. 37 is.

jabberwacky: 37 is old.

user: How old are _you_?

jabberwacky: I'm not as young as I look!

user: I can't see you.

jabberwacky: I can't see you either.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Therefore I cannot doubt all things.

user: What is the answer to nothing?

jabberwacky: I believe the answer is 52.

...

jabberwacky: Yes what?

user: No what?

jabberwacky: You know what.

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Yeah what ?

user: I dont't know.

jabberwacky: Why do you ask then?

user: You asked.

...

jabberwacky: Very well then.

user: Four score and seven years ago.

jabberwacky: The Gettysburg Address.

user: Correct! Recite it!

jabberwacky: Lol thank you.

user: When in the course of human events it becomes.

jabberwacky: It becomes necessary for a people.....

user: To dissolve.

...

user: Recite the gettysburg address.

jabberwacky: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

user: That's the alphabet.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

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