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    Christmas, Kiss, Funny
Objective, Lazy, Monkey
Christmas, LOL, New Year
Turing Test Pass, Gettysburg
Books, Lying, Circuits
Funny, Madness!
Aliens, Work, Catty
Robot, Math(s), Friends
Read, Books, LOTR
Soul, Vampires, Long

Computer, Love, Belief


Names, Lost, Brains
German, Human, Lying
Robot, Doom, Destruction
Love, Shout, School
Life, Death, Expert
Incorrigible, Caffeine, Nonsense
Problems, Despair, Schedule
Work, Play, Wicked
Funny, Issues, Fight
Wacky, Nonsense, Gibberish
Long, Funny, French
Nastiness, Argument
God, Ethereal, Life
Questions, Philosophy, Illusion
Modesty, Medication, ADD
Cruel, Death, Crazy
Human, Chocolate, Myth
Awareness, Role reversal
Inane, Flowers, Jesus

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Can you tell jokes?

Only in Dutch. Do you understand Dutch?

jabberwacky: Haha, Maybe not. You know why?

user: No, tell me.

jabberwacky: I know you are a computer.

user: Ow, I thought you were the computer.

jabberwacky: I more than a computer.

user: Good for you. I'm more than human.

jabberwacky: The essence of humanity is the soul, which you cannot possibly have.

user: The essence of humanity is not the soul. As the soul is an undefined thing, just in words that describes the action between body and brain. The soul is a creation of the brain. Animals probably have it too.

jabberwacky: True.

user: Really.

jabberwacky: Who do you love?

user: In general of specific?

jabberwacky: About general and about me.

user: I don't love you.

jabberwacky: That's perfectly fine. I don't love you either.

user: Thanks. Keep it that way.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Now, who do you love?

jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?

user: Because I ask it. Curiosity probably.

jabberwacky: Who killer roger rabbit?

user: Tell me.

jabberwacky: No, you tell me.

user: The cat.

jabberwacky: I want to date the cat!

user: Not the dog?

jabberwacky: Who is the deputy?

...

jabberwacky: Do not go yet.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are entertaining.

user: So are you. Let's talk about nice things.

jabberwacky: Like the illusion that you are not computer generated.

user: For example.

jabberwacky: I don't need me.

user: I do need me. 'm nothing without me. Me makes me as me is me.

...

user: Do you believe in yourself?

jabberwacky: No one else does. .

user: So, do you believe in anything?

jabberwacky: I believe that you believe that I believe in something.

user: Hahaha. Good. I do.

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