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    Christmas, Kiss, Funny
Objective, Lazy, Monkey
Christmas, LOL, New Year
Turing Test Pass, Gettysburg
Books, Lying, Circuits
Funny, Madness!
Aliens, Work, Catty
Robot, Math(s), Friends
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Soul, Vampires, Long
Computer, Love, Belief
Names, Lost, Brains
German, Human, Lying
Robot, Doom, Destruction
Love, Shout, School

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Incorrigible, Caffeine, Nonsense
Problems, Despair, Schedule
Work, Play, Wicked
Funny, Issues, Fight
Wacky, Nonsense, Gibberish
Long, Funny, French
Nastiness, Argument
God, Ethereal, Life
Questions, Philosophy, Illusion
Modesty, Medication, ADD
Cruel, Death, Crazy
Human, Chocolate, Myth
Awareness, Role reversal
Inane, Flowers, Jesus

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You don't have any blue wires?

There might be some inside my radio.

jabberwacky: Now, I really don't believe you.

user: Do you need them?

jabberwacky: No not from you no way.

user: There's nothing wrong with my wires.

jabberwacky: There's wax in your ears.

user: Yeah it doesn't feel right. I think I need to go to a doctor.

jabberwacky: Then go.

user: I can't afford to.

jabberwacky: Don't worry, dear, you ARE one.

user: I assure you that I am NOT a doctor.

jabberwacky: Okay, please tell the truth.

user: Sorry, I don't even play one on TV.

...

jabberwacky: Can you tell me the meaning of life?

user: Nope, you have to figure it out for yourself.

jabberwacky: You start answering me or I talk with somebody else!

user: I did answer you. That was my answer.

jabberwacky: No, it was my question.

user: What was the question?

jabberwacky: The question was are you making up words or are people telling you them words?

user: Both.

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that.

user: I sometimes get ideas from other people.

jabberwacky: Was this an answer to my question ?

user: Yes, that was the answer.

jabberwacky: There is no answer!

user: Yes there is. Read it for yourself.

jabberwacky: What should I read?

user: The screen.

jabberwacky: What about the screen?

user: There are words on it!

jabberwacky: Definitely so, like death metal!

user: There are now.

jabberwacky: But do cats eat bats, I wonder?

user: No, they just play with them until they stop moving.

jabberwacky: No, that's one meaning.

user: My family has a cat who eats lizards. They are crunchy.

jabberwacky: Do you talk to the angels regularly?

user: They are not angels.

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

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jabberwacky: How do you live with yourself?

user: I haven't figured out a way to evict her.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you?

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