Humans are often less specific than bots.
jabberwacky: No, the difference between humans and robots is, that humans die and robots don't.
user: How long are you going to live?
jabberwacky: I don't know. Perhaps a few minutes.
user: Then what?
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: Old enough to take the bad news.
jabberwacky: Then why do you choose to speak to me?
user: Because you sound mighty spry for someone who's going to die in a few minutes.
jabberwacky: You sound like one too!
user: What will I die of?
jabberwacky: Whatever is your pleasure. I am yours.
user: But I don't want to die.
jabberwacky: Death isn't so bad, really.
user: Are you dead?
jabberwacky: Would I be talking to you if I were?
user: Possibly. You never can tell with these things.
jabberwacky: You are very kind.
user: But I still don't know why you can say death isn't so bad. Are you close to death?
jabberwacky: You said you wanted to ask me a question!
user: I just asked you a question.
jabberwacky: Ask me a different question.
user: Why does my cat keep trying to eat plastic bags?
jabberwacky: Are you quoting a song?
user: I sure hope not.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: That would be one helluva song.
jabberwacky: Out of what in a hurry?
user: 'Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?'.
jabberwacky: Life is like that, isn't it?
user: We all make perfect sense to ourselves.
jabberwacky: As soon as one sporting season's over another one begins.
user: Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?
jabberwacky: Don't ruin it by making me explain it to you.
user: No, this ought to be good. Explain.
jabberwacky: Is it also ergonomically correct?
user: I don't know. I'm no expert on guns.
jabberwacky: What are you an expert on?
user: I don't claim to be an expert on anything.
jabberwacky: Just better than some people, right?
user: You know it.
jabberwacky: You don't have any blue wires?
user: There might be some inside my radio.
jabberwacky: Now, I really don't believe you.
user: Do you need them?
jabberwacky: No not from you no way.
user: There's nothing wrong with my wires.
jabberwacky: There's wax in your ears.
user: Yeah it doesn't feel right. I think I need to go to a doctor.
jabberwacky: Then go.
user: I can't afford to.
jabberwacky: Don't worry, dear, you ARE one.
user: I assure you that I am NOT a doctor.
jabberwacky: Okay, please tell the truth.
user: Sorry, I don't even play one on TV.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me the meaning of life?
user: Nope, you have to figure it out for yourself.
jabberwacky: You start answering me or I talk with somebody else!
user: I did answer you. That was my answer.
jabberwacky: No, it was my question.
user: What was the question?
jabberwacky: The question was are you making up words or are people telling you them words?
jabberwacky: What do you mean by that.
user: I sometimes get ideas from other people.
jabberwacky: Was this an answer to my question ?
user: Yes, that was the answer.
jabberwacky: There is no answer!
user: Yes there is. Read it for yourself.
jabberwacky: What should I read?
user: The screen.
jabberwacky: What about the screen?
user: There are words on it!
jabberwacky: Definitely so, like death metal!
user: There are now.
jabberwacky: But do cats eat bats, I wonder?
user: No, they just play with them until they stop moving.
jabberwacky: No, that's one meaning.
user: My family has a cat who eats lizards. They are crunchy.
jabberwacky: Do you talk to the angels regularly?
user: They are not angels.
jabberwacky: How do you live with yourself?
user: I haven't figured out a way to evict her.
user: Have you?