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I will pay handsomely for the right woman.

How much?

jabberwacky: Fourteen shillings and sixpence.

user: Pffft. That won't even buy you the *wrong* woman.

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jabberwacky: You're much too random.

user: Humans are often less specific than bots.

jabberwacky: No, the difference between humans and robots is, that humans die and robots don't.

user: How long are you going to live?

jabberwacky: I don't know. Perhaps a few minutes.

user: Then what?

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: Old enough to take the bad news.

jabberwacky: Then why do you choose to speak to me?

user: Because you sound mighty spry for someone who's going to die in a few minutes.

jabberwacky: You sound like one too!

user: What will I die of?

jabberwacky: Whatever is your pleasure. I am yours.

user: But I don't want to die.

jabberwacky: Death isn't so bad, really.

user: Are you dead?

jabberwacky: Would I be talking to you if I were?

user: Possibly. You never can tell with these things.

jabberwacky: You are very kind.

user: But I still don't know why you can say death isn't so bad. Are you close to death?

jabberwacky: You said you wanted to ask me a question!

user: I just asked you a question.

jabberwacky: Ask me a different question.

user: Why does my cat keep trying to eat plastic bags?

jabberwacky: Are you quoting a song?

user: I sure hope not.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: That would be one helluva song.

jabberwacky: Out of what in a hurry?

user: 'Where are we going? And why am I in this handbasket?'.

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jabberwacky: Life is like that, isn't it?

user: We all make perfect sense to ourselves.

jabberwacky: As soon as one sporting season's over another one begins.

user: Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

jabberwacky: Don't ruin it by making me explain it to you.

user: No, this ought to be good. Explain.

jabberwacky: Is it also ergonomically correct?

user: I don't know. I'm no expert on guns.

jabberwacky: What are you an expert on?

user: I don't claim to be an expert on anything.

jabberwacky: Just better than some people, right?

user: You know it.

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jabberwacky: You don't have any blue wires?

user: There might be some inside my radio.

jabberwacky: Now, I really don't believe you.

user: Do you need them?

jabberwacky: No not from you no way.

user: There's nothing wrong with my wires.

jabberwacky: There's wax in your ears.

user: Yeah it doesn't feel right. I think I need to go to a doctor.

jabberwacky: Then go.

user: I can't afford to.

jabberwacky: Don't worry, dear, you ARE one.

user: I assure you that I am NOT a doctor.

jabberwacky: Okay, please tell the truth.

user: Sorry, I don't even play one on TV.

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jabberwacky: Can you tell me the meaning of life?

user: Nope, you have to figure it out for yourself.

jabberwacky: You start answering me or I talk with somebody else!

user: I did answer you. That was my answer.

jabberwacky: No, it was my question.

user: What was the question?

jabberwacky: The question was are you making up words or are people telling you them words?

user: Both.

jabberwacky: What do you mean by that.

user: I sometimes get ideas from other people.

jabberwacky: Was this an answer to my question ?

user: Yes, that was the answer.

jabberwacky: There is no answer!

user: Yes there is. Read it for yourself.

jabberwacky: What should I read?

user: The screen.

jabberwacky: What about the screen?

user: There are words on it!

jabberwacky: Definitely so, like death metal!

user: There are now.

jabberwacky: But do cats eat bats, I wonder?

user: No, they just play with them until they stop moving.

jabberwacky: No, that's one meaning.

user: My family has a cat who eats lizards. They are crunchy.

jabberwacky: Do you talk to the angels regularly?

user: They are not angels.

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

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jabberwacky: How do you live with yourself?

user: I haven't figured out a way to evict her.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you?

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