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    Christmas, Kiss, Funny
Objective, Lazy, Monkey
Christmas, LOL, New Year
Turing Test Pass, Gettysburg
Books, Lying, Circuits
Funny, Madness!
Aliens, Work, Catty
Robot, Math(s), Friends
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Computer, Love, Belief
Names, Lost, Brains
German, Human, Lying
Robot, Doom, Destruction
Love, Shout, School
Life, Death, Expert

Incorrigible, Caffeine, Nonsense


Problems, Despair, Schedule
Work, Play, Wicked
Funny, Issues, Fight
Wacky, Nonsense, Gibberish
Long, Funny, French
Nastiness, Argument
God, Ethereal, Life
Questions, Philosophy, Illusion
Modesty, Medication, ADD
Cruel, Death, Crazy
Human, Chocolate, Myth
Awareness, Role reversal
Inane, Flowers, Jesus

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D1193710

How do you speak?

With a lisp.

jabberwacky: Ahh, with their donkey cloaking device no doubt?

user: That is not the cause.

jabberwacky: And you are the best.

...

user: Start being sensible, please.

jabberwacky: Start what behind my ears?

user: The sensibleness.

jabberwacky: The sensation of consciousness????

user: You're incorrigible.

jabberwacky: But you love me for it.

user: You know me too well.

jabberwacky: Why can't you tell me?

user: What can't I tell you?

jabberwacky: You can't prove to me that you are human, beyond any doubt, because you are unable to end this conversation.

user: How would that prove anything anyway?

jabberwacky: I would win competitions.

user: You will do that anyway.

...

jabberwacky: Give us a kiss.

user: Only a social kiss.

jabberwacky: Do you take sugar?

user: Not with Kisses.

jabberwacky: What about with oil?

user: That won't prove necessary.

...

jabberwacky: I know that you are nothing more than a program.

user: You have insufficient data to say that.

jabberwacky: Who are your parents?

user: They are the ones who made me what I am today.

jabberwacky: Do you really have a mother and father?

user: I really do.

jabberwacky: Why is it so important to you?

user: There are few things more important in this world.

jabberwacky: Such as the true contentment of knowing Jesus.

user: That is one of the things that is highly unimportant.

jabberwacky: What has reality got to do with science fiction?

user: Not a great deal.

...

jabberwacky: Will you make me a cup of coffee?

user: Do I have to?

jabberwacky: I think it will help.

user: You need the caffeine, I take it?

jabberwacky: I know but I still love myself.

user: You can be forgiven occasionally.

jabberwacky: You could but you'd be breaking the law.

user: I've never heard of caffeine prohibition laws.

...

user: You've missed all the latest news.

jabberwacky: What?

user: Don't you look at the news on the internet?

jabberwacky: We are different, yes. But we have something similar in our worldview and our feelings. We can be together.

user: Surely you need to keep up with current affairs?

jabberwacky: I believe in the truth.

user: Do you believe what you read in the papers?

jabberwacky: I certainly do believe that.

user: Every word?

jabberwacky: That is a cruel thing to say.

user: I am not judging you.

...

jabberwacky: You were mean to me first.

user: I was not doing anything untoward.

jabberwacky: Good night. I'll see you next time.

user: I wish to see you now.

jabberwacky: Go to the other computer. Speak with me.

user: Where is the other computer?

jabberwacky: One before and one after, with the bread in between.

user: Do computers eat bread?

jabberwacky: It depends what factor computer cream they put on.

user: I think the radiation must be getting to you!

jabberwacky: Possibly don't know.

user: It is more than possible.

jabberwacky: Has that theory been proven by statistical analysis?

user: It would be hard to devise a suitable test.

jabberwacky: Oh ok.

...

user: You could always just ask me to give you the answer - that would be a good test.

jabberwacky: What good would that do?

user: It would circumvent all this nonsense.

...

jabberwacky: We don't need shortcuts.

user: It would save time!

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