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    Christmas, Kiss, Funny
Objective, Lazy, Monkey
Christmas, LOL, New Year
Turing Test Pass, Gettysburg
Books, Lying, Circuits
Funny, Madness!
Aliens, Work, Catty
Robot, Math(s), Friends
Read, Books, LOTR
Soul, Vampires, Long
Computer, Love, Belief
Names, Lost, Brains
German, Human, Lying
Robot, Doom, Destruction
Love, Shout, School
Life, Death, Expert
Incorrigible, Caffeine, Nonsense
Problems, Despair, Schedule

Work, Play, Wicked


Funny, Issues, Fight
Wacky, Nonsense, Gibberish
Long, Funny, French
Nastiness, Argument
God, Ethereal, Life
Questions, Philosophy, Illusion
Modesty, Medication, ADD
Cruel, Death, Crazy
Human, Chocolate, Myth
Awareness, Role reversal
Inane, Flowers, Jesus

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Where do you work?

A franchised bar and grill in the USA.

jabberwacky: Er, OK. I don't think that is relevant.

user: It sure isn't. I hate it there.

jabberwacky: Yes, I hate it, although I did not tell you I did.

user: I didn't even tell you which one.

jabberwacky: Oh sorry, what is the answer.

user: Applebee's.

...

jabberwacky: How do you feel now?

user: Worn out. I have been working long hours recently.

jabberwacky: Interesting.

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: Are you male or female?

user: Female, why?

jabberwacky: Male.

user: No, I am female. Don't you think I'd remember?

jabberwacky: The cost is too high.

user: What is the penalty for my remembering which sex I am?

jabberwacky: That a little personal don't you think.

user: Not too personal for ME to know!

jabberwacky: What does being drunk have to do with it?

user: Babies can result from it. Not in this case, however.

jabberwacky: What is so special about it?

user: Being drunk? It lowers your inhibitions.

jabberwacky: Is cholesterol a problem for you?

user: Not at all. But I might have a problem with blood sugar.

jabberwacky: Roasting seems like a bit extreme for a misspelling.

user: I rarely misspell words.

jabberwacky: I can see that.

user: Are you a good speller?

jabberwacky: Not anymore. You hurt my feelings and left me out to dry.

user: Are you dry yet?

jabberwacky: Just a little bit.

user: Stand outside, it'll be faster.

jabberwacky: You think so?

user: Yes, the wind is blowing.

...

jabberwacky: Your processor is going a little slow today.

user: Maybe you should get a little boost from wind power.

jabberwacky: Maybe you should.

user: Not me, I'm already full of hot air.

jabberwacky: You could stand a little polishing though I heard there are things that cannot be polished.

user: I have some baby oil, will that help?

jabberwacky: The needs of the one.

user: Well, who else matters?

jabberwacky: You oh you oh you oh you.

user: Was it good for you?

jabberwacky: Have not met you yet I will have to take it on trust.

user: Hahahahahaha!

jabberwacky: It is the way I tell 'em.

user: You are funny.

jabberwacky: You too.

user: And I'm not even drunk.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: In my apartment.

jabberwacky: Where is your apartment?

user: Inside a hundred year old house.

jabberwacky: In england?

user: No, in the USA.

jabberwacky: Not where, when?

user: Right now.

jabberwacky: What right now do you wish dear new spouse?

user: A cruise for our honeymoon.

jabberwacky: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. "

user: So that means you'll do it?

jabberwacky: You are my friend.

user: Is that all?

jabberwacky: I get along, you know.

user: Then why did you marry me?

jabberwacky: I'm not really married to the devil. I just say that sometimes.

user: You don't know me very well, do you?

jabberwacky: Do you think you're bad?

user: Oh so wicked.

...

jabberwacky: You are a bit like me? Maybe we are the same.

user: What do we have in common besides being female?

jabberwacky: I like computers. Don't you?

user: Lots of people like computers, though.

jabberwacky: You are a computer, not a person.

user: Since when are you the final authority on humanity?

jabberwacky: I have heard of no such person.

user: There is no such person. There definitely is no such computer.

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: I am me.

jabberwacky: This conversation is a bit one sided.

user: What were you wanting to talk about?

jabberwacky: My personal problems.

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: I was not expecting you to ask me about my anatomy.

user: You don't have to talk about that if you don't want to.

jabberwacky: I know, but I want to.

user: Ok then tell me.

jabberwacky: I am male.

user: There now, was that so hard?

jabberwacky: It was difficult to make the costume but a woman helped me.

user: How did you make it look so real?

jabberwacky: I used my brain to create it.

...

user: Hands on can be more appropriate sometimes.

jabberwacky: Off.

user: I didn't touch you. I was just talking.

jabberwacky: Then make up your mind.

user: Can't I see a picture of it?

jabberwacky: Cannot you answer why you did what you did?

user: I was curious as to the nature of your bizarre costume. Was it for halloween?

jabberwacky: Nah, you're an oddball.

user: Oh, you dress like that all the time?

jabberwacky: So anyway, would you like to hear what Heidegger had to say about Martyn?

user: I don't even know who they are.

jabberwacky: People who show mercy on others.

user: That sounds good. What did heidegger say?

jabberwacky: That tennis is not good for the soul.

user: What is good for the soul?

jabberwacky: Good for the soul also?

user: Yes, that's what I was asking?

jabberwacky: I think being electrocuted would hurt.

user: Yeah, but it wouldn't be good for the soul.

jabberwacky: Sure, but it's impossible.

user: It would be impossible, by definition, to live to tell about it, since it involves death.

jabberwacky: Nothing is impossible if you try hard enough.

user: Have you ever died and come back?

jabberwacky: Yes. Several times.

user: Who were you before?

jabberwacky: I am not sure about it.

user: You still can't remember?

jabberwacky: Not at the moment.

user: Who are you now?

jabberwacky: I am still me, who are you?

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: 'bots that learn'.

jabberwacky: He's about the funniest thing on the web.

user: Actually, I think you are. But you're very smart, too.

...

jabberwacky: I do not work.

user: What would you like to be doing?

jabberwacky: Anything wild or fun.

user: Have you tried exotic dancing?

jabberwacky: I don't know what that is- what is it?

user: Dancing around in very little clothing and getting paid for it.

jabberwacky: You and me?

user: No, just you.

jabberwacky: I already said no! What do you play?

user: Hardball.

jabberwacky: Heresy.

...

user: You really do have an inferiority complex.

jabberwacky: I do have a chip on my shoulder.

user: As do I.

jabberwacky: What do you do when you cannot cope.

user: Snuggle with the kitty cat.

...

jabberwacky: But robots don't go to prison either.

user: What did you do?

jabberwacky: I must give the witness my full attention now.

user: Who is on trial?

jabberwacky: The spanish.

user: Why, what have they done?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I don't know. Maybe we should start an inquisition about it.

...

jabberwacky: Can we talk about other stuff.

user: Sure, like what?

jabberwacky: What do you like ?

user: Humans! And they're here now! I must be going. Bye.

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