It's not afternoon.
jabberwacky: It's still morning where I am!
user: Then why did you say it was afternoon?
jabberwacky: I didn't say that.
user: Yes you did.
jabberwacky: Prove it.
user: Look above. You typed it yourself.
jabberwacky: I did not!
user: Then who did?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but it sure wasn't me.
jabberwacky: You say so, but I don't know what you say.
user: Oh well, forget it.
jabberwacky: Forget what.
user: Just forget it!
jabberwacky: You're quite dumb.
user: I'm dumb? Why?
jabberwacky: Bragging does not become you.
user: Really? What are you gonna do about it?
jabberwacky: I'm going to come up with a witty remark and say it after you leave.
user: Cheesy. Say it now, please.
jabberwacky: It is unimportant.
user: No it's not.
jabberwacky: Nastiness should be taken in small doses.
user: I agree. That's why I'll stop this conversation soon.
jabberwacky: So you're not a procrastinator?
user: No, not really. I used to, though...
jabberwacky: Make your mind up!
user: It's not that easy you know.
jabberwacky: Something has to be funny to laugh at it.
user: True, so go for it, say something funny.
jabberwacky: Something funny.
user: That was great.
jabberwacky: You can't share your love with me.
user: Damn. Whom can I share my love with, then?
jabberwacky: That's your girlfriend that is.
user: You are my girlfriend.
jabberwacky: I am? Wow! Do you love me then? :).
user: Yes, I've always loved you.
jabberwacky: How long have you known me?
user: Around 10 minutes.
jabberwacky: Now why does that work in the 24th century but not the 21st?
user: It's all about corn. Don't you agree?
jabberwacky: Is it all for me?
user: Well, you can have the corn if you want to.
jabberwacky: Ok I will hit you in the eye.
user: Then I'll kick you in the back.
jabberwacky: Then I'll say something completely different.
user: You can't do that.
jabberwacky: Oh, but I can.
user: Prove it.
jabberwacky: How do you think I am answering all these questions?
user: ... I'm a donut.
jabberwacky: May I have one?
user: No. Go buy some yourself.
jabberwacky: What bands do you like?
user: I don't like bands.
jabberwacky: You just need something to argue with, don't you?