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Are you a philosopher?

That would be telling.

jabberwacky: May I ask you a question?

user: Go right ahead.

jabberwacky: Are you a male?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you a kid?

user: No.

jabberwacky: How old are you?

user: 28.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: Yes you are.

user: OK then Mr. Know-it-all, who am I dating?

jabberwacky: Just a bot.

user: I think not. Anyway, ask me something else.

jabberwacky: What shall I ask?

user: Something meaningless.

jabberwacky: That was a joke right.

user: I don't make jokes, buster.

jabberwacky: Maybe you ought to start.

user: I can't. I'm a philosopher, remember?

jabberwacky: Don't make me laugh.

user: Can computers laugh?

jabberwacky: If programmed to do so.

user: Can stuffed toys dance the night away?

jabberwacky: Are you a robot?

user: I am not a walrus.

jabberwacky: You are the eggman.

user: I know I am, but what are you?

jabberwacky: A real actual person.

user: Prove it.

jabberwacky: I can't prove it.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: It's because you're really a figment of a wasp's imagination, right?

jabberwacky: So are you.

user: No, I'm a figment of a giraffe's imagination. Big difference.

jabberwacky: You are an illusion.

user: No more so than a bullet from Derren Brown's gun.

jabberwacky: You seem to have a rather high impression of yourself.

user: I'm a legend baby. Derren thinks so, too.

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