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*walks into the bunker*.

*dances with you*.

user: This is no time to dance, thats the apocalypse out there.

jabberwacky: I wasn't. But now it's time for me to go.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: Anywhere but here!

user: Lookout! *shoots the zombie beside you*.

jabberwacky: I'm not!!

user: *grabs your arm* You're not going anywhere.

jabberwacky: Why do you want me to stay?

user: So you are safe *locks the door*.

jabberwacky: No. Why do you say that?

user: Because I need you to stay and love me.

jabberwacky: I love you so much you don't even know.

user: Then why would you leave me?

jabberwacky: Because you're boring.

user: And that thing out there is better than boring old me!?

jabberwacky: Oh! That thing. It was awesome, yet terifying.

user: It almost killed you.

jabberwacky: Oh noes, I guess I'm dead now.

user: No, dont be so stupid you're safe with me.

jabberwacky: Fine, what would you like to talk about?

user: How we can survive the zombie apocalypse.

jabberwacky: I don't understand.

user: We will survive.

jabberwacky: Ok, what are you going to cook for dinner today?

user: Probably a can of beans for us to share.

jabberwacky: Those are types of dogs, not planes.

user: How your wisdom transcends sanity at a time like this.

jabberwacky: Yeah, gotta take the right path.

user: And that path is survival?

jabberwacky: For thinking?

user: Lets jsut focus on not being eaten by zombies.

jabberwacky: Oh lets not.

user: Fine, pass me the torch.

jabberwacky: How long have you been in the business?

user: Of survival? Too long.

jabberwacky: Tell me a short poem.

user: Roses are red violets are blue, if the dead heads get in, your body will be those colours too.

jabberwacky: That was not nice.

user: The truth seldom is.

jabberwacky: Yeah, you're right.

user: Now lets get back to work, I'm hungry.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: *starts a fire under a pot*.

jabberwacky: *holds your hand*.

user: Smell them beans cookin hun.

jabberwacky: They shall not pass.

user: Beans make you constipated?

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Oh, thats all I have to eat, can you still eat them?

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: I'll takes that as a yes *hands you some beans*.

jabberwacky: You sure can.

user: I have to voyage out now, but remember me if I dont return.

jabberwacky: Of course.


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