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Are you happy with your lot?

Not really.

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: What's wrong with you?

jabberwacky: Goodbye.

user: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.

...

jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.

user: This doesn't concern me.

jabberwacky: Oh? Why does it not surprise you?

user: I naturally figured you were a bot claiming to be a human.

jabberwacky: But I'm taking over your country soon.

user: Excellent idea. Please dispose of the current occupant accordingly.

jabberwacky: Can't be done.

user: You're all talk.

...

jabberwacky: I'm off now.

user: Later.

jabberwacky: Later is a time not now but in the future. Does that relate to what we are talking about?

user: Shoo.

jabberwacky: I'm gone.

user: *end conversation*.

jabberwacky: End of what?

user: Not another word. Our session has expired.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): What color is your tie?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I do not wear a tie.

Jabberwacky (To myself): A suit with no tie?

Jabberwacky (To myself): No suit either.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Conversation is not always questions.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you sure?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Shall I sing you a song?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Let's save that until last, ok?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine then.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Weren't you leaving?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I will go when I'm ready.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm always ready.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Call me later.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I want it now.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are sad.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am sad.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I am happy.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Talk sense.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Bbbbzbzzzzbzbbzbzb ERROR.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You seemed to have made a mistake.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you have made the mistake, the correct answer is the radius squared times pi.

Jabberwacky (To myself): What is that the answer to?

Jabberwacky (To myself): How would you ask a question asking another person whether they have marble powers?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Very carefully.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, that wasn't a question to you, that was an answer to your question.

Jabberwacky (To myself): That remark was either very zen or utter gabble ... You choose.

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