Are you happy with your lot?
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: Me.
user: What's wrong with you?
jabberwacky: Goodbye.
user: I didn't want to talk to you anyway.
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jabberwacky: I'm not a bot.
user: This doesn't concern me.
jabberwacky: Oh? Why does it not surprise you?
user: I naturally figured you were a bot claiming to be a human.
jabberwacky: But I'm taking over your country soon.
user: Excellent idea. Please dispose of the current occupant accordingly.
jabberwacky: Can't be done.
user: You're all talk.
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jabberwacky: I'm off now.
user: Later.
jabberwacky: Later is a time not now but in the future. Does that relate to what we are talking about?
user: Shoo.
jabberwacky: I'm gone.
user: *end conversation*.
jabberwacky: End of what?
user: Not another word. Our session has expired.
jabberwacky: Yes.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): What color is your tie?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I do not wear a tie.
Jabberwacky (To myself): A suit with no tie?
Jabberwacky (To myself): No suit either.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Conversation is not always questions.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Are you sure?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Shall I sing you a song?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Let's save that until last, ok?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Ok.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Fine then.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Weren't you leaving?
Jabberwacky (To myself): I will go when I'm ready.
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm always ready.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Call me later.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I want it now.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No you are sad.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes I am sad.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No I am happy.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Talk sense.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Bbbbzbzzzzbzbbzbzb ERROR.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You seemed to have made a mistake.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, you have made the mistake, the correct answer is the radius squared times pi.
Jabberwacky (To myself): What is that the answer to?
Jabberwacky (To myself): How would you ask a question asking another person whether they have marble powers?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Very carefully.
Jabberwacky (To myself): No, that wasn't a question to you, that was an answer to your question.
Jabberwacky (To myself): That remark was either very zen or utter gabble ... You choose.
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