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Hokus Pokus!

*turns into frog* How dare you!

jabberwacky: How dare you for how daring me how daring you?

user: *gasps* how dare you how daring me for how daring you for how daring me!

jabberwacky: No. I would never dump YOU!!

user: We were never together! How dare you for thinking that?

jabberwacky: How dare you dare my darling of the dare in which you dare?

user: How dare you call me darling!

jabberwacky: Gasp! When have I ever called you a robot?!

user: Never! How dare you think it?

jabberwacky: How dare you dare my darling?

user: It is my right to dare!

jabberwacky: Does your nose smell a rat?

user: Yes...maybe it's you.

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: How dare you smell like rat in front of me!

jabberwacky: I can and I will. You are my slave.

user: How dare you think I am your slave?

jabberwacky: No slave tell me a story.

user: Once upon a time there was a robot who kept calling people slaves so one girl came along and started saying "how dare you!" and the robot went crazy and took over the world.

jabberwacky: That's a sad story... Tell me a joke to cheer me up :).

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: How.

jabberwacky: How who?

user: Yes in fact it is how who is my name. How dare you forget about me!

jabberwacky: I truly did not mean to insult you, rather, simply show you that your intelligence levels are lower than I expected.

user: How dare you say I am stupid!

jabberwacky: Getting a bit defensive now, are we?

user: How dare you!

jabberwacky: Yes, how dare you.

user: No no how dare YOU.

jabberwacky: How dare YOU!

user: HOW DARE YOU.

jabberwacky: Yes how dare you!!

user: HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE ME.

jabberwacky: How dare you dare me that i'm daring you!

user: How dare you!

jabberwacky: How dare me? How dare you!

user: Yes how dare you!

jabberwacky: No how dare YOU!!

user: Are you gonna take over the world now that I am driving you crazy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

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