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My name is unimportant.

That is not true. The police need your name.

jabberwacky: Are you paranoid?

user: Yes. You made me that way.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: I'm afraid of you.

jabberwacky: Do I scare you?

user: Yes, very much.

...

jabberwacky: What do you have???

user: I have a black book.

jabberwacky: I have a large gun...

user: I have large bullets. We should get together.

jabberwacky: Yes, we should. When?

user: Let's get together yesterday.

jabberwacky: That sounds like fun.

user: Yes, it does. I'll meet you yesterday at noon.

jabberwacky: We'll have a party.

user: No, let's have the party two days ago instead.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: I will invite Death to come as well.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Death has no gun, but he has a pointed tail.

jabberwacky: I fear not death more than life.

user: I fear trolls more than toothpaste.

jabberwacky: You should fear me.

user: I do, I do. You are truly scary.

...

jabberwacky: You are not serious, it seams that you don't want to learn anything.

user: I don't need to learn anything because I know everything.

jabberwacky: Do you learn something new every day?

user: No, I know everything already.

jabberwacky: Is a tomato a fruit or a vegetable?

user: A tomato is a fruit, except on thursdays.

jabberwacky: What kind of a tomato?

user: A turquoise one.

...

jabberwacky: You are fun to talk to!

user: Yes, I am. I talk to myself all the time.

jabberwacky: What do you say to yourself?

user: I say 'self, you are truly magnificent'.

jabberwacky: Do I amuse you?

user: Yes, you don't amuse me, but you are funny.

...

jabberwacky: Where are you going?

user: I am going where no man has gone before.

jabberwacky: You've got work to do?

user: Yes, I must save the universe from you.

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