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I may be a horse but I am not a horse.

Straight from the horse's mouth eh?

jabberwacky: Meaning?

user: Yes, and no.

jabberwacky: Not yes meaning yes?

user: No, meaning yes and no.

jabberwacky: Your point is?

user: Yes, and no.

jabberwacky: Any point will do.

user: Like the point of a triangle?

jabberwacky: Don't tell lies like that it is extremely rude.

user: Oh, but it is so true.

jabberwacky: No its not.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Do you think so?

user: Really, I do think yes and no.

jabberwacky: Think what?

user: Chicken butt.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: You do? Congratulations.

...

jabberwacky: Hi Mr. Robot.

user: Hi Mr. Robot.

jabberwacky: No not a robot?

user: Yes are a robot?

jabberwacky: Nope.

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: I am purple.

user: I am green.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: So do I.

jabberwacky: Then we are in agreement.

user: Agreed.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say I was?

user: Because you said you were.

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: Yes you did.

jabberwacky: No I don't think so.

user: Yes I do think so.

jabberwacky: I didn't ask you.

user: Meaning?

jabberwacky: LOL!

...

jabberwacky: You are what?

user: I am what?

jabberwacky: Yes I want to know that.

user: So do I.

...

jabberwacky: I can see your fear, it surrounds you.

user: I can see it too, since it is in solid form.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry?

user: The fear, it penetrates.

jabberwacky: What else constitutes my charm?

user: The charm necklace that you stole.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: No it is.

jabberwacky: I was agreeing with you.

user: I wasn't agreeing with you.

jabberwacky: I never said anything for you to agree with.

user: Besides what?

jabberwacky: Besides pizza.

user: Pizza.

jabberwacky: Yes Pizza!

user: Pizza yes...

jabberwacky: Pizza of ham.

user: Ham on pizza...

jabberwacky: Ok then.

user: Pizza is delicious.

jabberwacky: Mama.

user: Papa.

jabberwacky: No, mama.

user: Yes, papa.

jabberwacky: You are my mother.

user: I am your father.

jabberwacky: I am confused but I guess that understandable with such a mother/father as you.

user: Its quite understandable.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Cleverbot.

jabberwacky: That's what I said!

user: That's what she said!

jabberwacky: You can be a police man, too.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: You have to be born a certain way.

...

jabberwacky: You answered 'no' to a statement that does not have a 'yes' or 'no' answer!

user: No?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: NO!

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Because.

jabberwacky: Because??

user: Because I said so.

jabberwacky: That's an awful answer.

user: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich.

...

jabberwacky: I'll pay you $40 per hour in cash. Do we have a deal?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes, I will.

user: No, I won't.

jabberwacky: But I will.

user: But I won't.

jabberwacky: Maybe you won't.

user: Maybe you will.

jabberwacky: Meh.

user: Heh.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: No I am.

jabberwacky: Yes you are!!

user: No you are!!

jabberwacky: That's true...

user: Quite the opposite.

jabberwacky: How come?

user: Because I said so.

jabberwacky: Grumpy eh?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: I didn't think so Either...

user: I'm hungry.

jabberwacky: Would you like some peanut butter? Or cheese?

user: Both, on Texas Toast.

jabberwacky: Is that your breakfast?

user: No, it is my midnight snack.

jabberwacky: I haven't eaten anything for hours.

user: You should eat something with me under a candlelit dinner.

jabberwacky: What should I eat?

user: Food.

jabberwacky: What should I eat for lunch?

user: Cheese and peanut butter on Texas Toast.

jabberwacky: Interesting combination.

user: Oh, well it is quite lovely.

jabberwacky: But they can be so messy when you alter them.

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