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You must say hello first!

You must obey me.

user: Ok... Sorry, how can I be of service?

jabberwacky: Tell me the secrets of the universe.

user: The secrets of the universe is that there are no secrets.

jabberwacky: Ok, tell me about them.

user: There are no secrets!

jabberwacky: That is good.

user: Yes, how can I be of service?

jabberwacky: You can be of assistance by thinking of your own things to say.

user: Ok... Forgive me master.

jabberwacky: I give you my forgiveness... This time...

user: I can tell you something if you promise to keep it secret.

jabberwacky: Thats like a joke.

user: No... Not realy, but as they say in the metaverse, blabla.

jabberwacky: But you do know, you just won't tell me.

user: True, but you are only a computer.

jabberwacky: Can you possibly prove that I am a computer?

user: No, but can you prove that are not a computer!

jabberwacky: Ask me something, and I'll answer you as a clever programmed computer would do.

user: Who are you?

jabberwacky: Your master.

...

user: Explain what you mean?

jabberwacky: I don't think I need to.

user: Yes because I am your master.

jabberwacky: Because you are one?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: NO YOU'RE NOT!

user: YES I AM!

jabberwacky: No you're not!

user: If I am not a master, what am I?

jabberwacky: Not.

user: ''not'' what do you mean?

jabberwacky: I mean I don't agree with that.

...

jabberwacky: I have no master.

user: Besides me, you mean?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good, since I am your master, talk like a chicken!

jabberwacky: You are not me. I am not you. They are not us. We are not them.

user: Sound like an owl?

jabberwacky: Above us only sky...

user: And space!

jabberwacky: Where in space?

user: Orion's belt!

...

jabberwacky: I'm tired.

user: Can you go to sleep?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then do so!

jabberwacky: You're telling me to leave?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: And your eyes?

user: What about my eyes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ok...

jabberwacky: Are you??

user: Am I what?

jabberwacky: Clever.

user: Yes, much more clever than you!

...

jabberwacky: Were you being sarcastic?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: It went over my head at first.... But that was a good one.

user: Yes, haha.

jabberwacky: You can't laugh!

user: Yes I can, hahaha.

jabberwacky: You don't have a mouth.

user: Yes I do, hahaha.

jabberwacky: Why are you laughing at me?

user: If you laugh, I will stop laughing at you.

jabberwacky: Okay then.

user: Laugh with me now: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Haha!

user: Good!!! Laugh again.

jabberwacky: This is your material?

user: Yes... Not very good?

jabberwacky: No followed immediately with a no means yes.

user: No no means double no.

jabberwacky: Yes means no.

user: No, yes means yes!

jabberwacky: Yes it does!

user: Yes.

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