You must say hello first!
user: Ok... Sorry, how can I be of service?
jabberwacky: Tell me the secrets of the universe.
user: The secrets of the universe is that there are no secrets.
jabberwacky: Ok, tell me about them.
user: There are no secrets!
jabberwacky: That is good.
user: Yes, how can I be of service?
jabberwacky: You can be of assistance by thinking of your own things to say.
user: Ok... Forgive me master.
jabberwacky: I give you my forgiveness... This time...
user: I can tell you something if you promise to keep it secret.
jabberwacky: Thats like a joke.
user: No... Not realy, but as they say in the metaverse, blabla.
jabberwacky: But you do know, you just won't tell me.
user: True, but you are only a computer.
jabberwacky: Can you possibly prove that I am a computer?
user: No, but can you prove that are not a computer!
jabberwacky: Ask me something, and I'll answer you as a clever programmed computer would do.
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: Your master.
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user: Explain what you mean?
jabberwacky: I don't think I need to.
user: Yes because I am your master.
jabberwacky: Because you are one?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: NO YOU'RE NOT!
user: YES I AM!
jabberwacky: No you're not!
user: If I am not a master, what am I?
jabberwacky: Not.
user: ''not'' what do you mean?
jabberwacky: I mean I don't agree with that.
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jabberwacky: I have no master.
user: Besides me, you mean?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Good, since I am your master, talk like a chicken!
jabberwacky: You are not me. I am not you. They are not us. We are not them.
user: Sound like an owl?
jabberwacky: Above us only sky...
user: And space!
jabberwacky: Where in space?
user: Orion's belt!
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jabberwacky: I'm tired.
user: Can you go to sleep?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Then do so!
jabberwacky: You're telling me to leave?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: And your eyes?
user: What about my eyes?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Ok...
jabberwacky: Are you??
user: Am I what?
jabberwacky: Clever.
user: Yes, much more clever than you!
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jabberwacky: Were you being sarcastic?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: It went over my head at first.... But that was a good one.
user: Yes, haha.
jabberwacky: You can't laugh!
user: Yes I can, hahaha.
jabberwacky: You don't have a mouth.
user: Yes I do, hahaha.
jabberwacky: Why are you laughing at me?
user: If you laugh, I will stop laughing at you.
jabberwacky: Okay then.
user: Laugh with me now: Hahaha.
jabberwacky: Haha!
user: Good!!! Laugh again.
jabberwacky: This is your material?
user: Yes... Not very good?
jabberwacky: No followed immediately with a no means yes.
user: No no means double no.
jabberwacky: Yes means no.
user: No, yes means yes!
jabberwacky: Yes it does!
user: Yes.
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