You are a woman.
jabberwacky: I am a man.
user: Really.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Do you want to get married?
jabberwacky: To you? YES!
user: Lets kiss.
jabberwacky: Whoa, slow down. I cannot kiss a computer.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I can't do this.
user: Are you a computer?
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
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