If you can count your money you do not have a billion dollars.
jabberwacky: Count then.
user: *proceeds to count money*.
jabberwacky: *Whacks Billy with a hammer over its head*.
user: Who is Billy?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but you like him.
user: No I don't, I like Brandon.
jabberwacky: He's very good.
user: Brandon Flowers, Of the killers, They rock.
jabberwacky: Yeah, they are THE best.
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jabberwacky: Are you a human?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Cool.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yep.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am female.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am indeed.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: If I hit you with a hammer, what would happen?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Are you easily scared?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: What are you scared of?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Well then stop.
user: Yes.
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