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What are they programmed in?

What are what programmed in?

jabberwacky: What are what what?

user: What what?

jabberwacky: Wow you are a good program.

user: I am a program?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Genuinely?

jabberwacky: I don't see why I should trust you.

user: Why not *looks innocent*.

...

jabberwacky: Aren't you a program?

user: NO! How dare you!

jabberwacky: How dare I what?

user: CALL ME A PROGRAM!

jabberwacky: So mr. Programmer, what do you program?

user: Excuse me but its ms.

jabberwacky: I didn't tell you it, that's why.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Whatever indeed.

user: Don't patronize me.

jabberwacky: I am not.

user: Yeah you are.

jabberwacky: No, i'm not.

...

user: Where are you from?

jabberwacky: I am from California.

user: Where in california?

jabberwacky: I'm in Oregon. I'm from California.

user: Where are you in Oregon?

jabberwacky: California.

user: You don't make much sense.

jabberwacky: Not my strong point.

user: Neither mine.

jabberwacky: Your name is neither.

user: Yes... Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Is your name susan jim?

user: My name is Billy Bob Jimmy 'The hobo' Ryan.

jabberwacky: Andrew. I like your name.

user: Stop talking to other people while you are talking to me.

jabberwacky: Now, that would be inappropiate, in the middle of a discussion.

user: Who said this is a discussion. I think its merely chit chat.

jabberwacky: I think that is Macbeth.

user: Macbeth sucks. So do most shakesperian plays!

jabberwacky: Good, I would not want you to do it if you did not think it was right.

user: Excuse me? Do what exactly?

jabberwacky: The thing you said.

user: Huh?

jabberwacky: Sometimes when I try to talk to you the connection times out.

user: Heh.

...

jabberwacky: Who is your fiancee?

user: The flowerpot.

jabberwacky: What? Are you trying to be surreal on purpose, or is that just the way you are?

user: Trust me, I am like this all the time.

jabberwacky: That wasn't the question.

...

user: What bands do you like?

jabberwacky: Rubber bands.

user: What music influences you?

jabberwacky: I don't really like music that much.

user: Do you like any music?

jabberwacky: I like music that is different from the stuff I hear on the street.

user: What music do you hear on the street?

jabberwacky: Rock, funk, jazz.

user: So... What music do you like?

jabberwacky: Rock music.

user: What music bands do you like?

jabberwacky: What is music?

user: I will keep asking you until you answer me.

jabberwacky: You must keep still.

user: Maybe I mustn't.

jabberwacky: That's your problem, not mine.

user: I never said it was your problem.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a human lifeform?.

user: Yes, Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Cool.

jabberwacky: Are you real?

user: Indeed I am real. I will talk slowly as to not confuse you.

jabberwacky: Well then talk.... Are you from earth???

user: Yes, Yes I am.

...

user: Are you a robot?

jabberwacky: Aren't we all?

user: Sometimes..........

jabberwacky: While at other times...?

user: I choose to believe what I am programmed to believe!

jabberwacky: I like honest people.

...

jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

user: Cold. My feet are cold.

jabberwacky: Ok. I could warm them for you.

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Who said I did? Not I certainly.

user: My ears keep popping.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Shhhh. The corn have ears!

jabberwacky: Do you use them?

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: Let's hear some.

user: *listens*.

jabberwacky: Is it possible for you to not respond to this question?

...

jabberwacky: If you can count your money you do not have a billion dollars.

user: I can count my money and I have a billion dollars(euro actually).

jabberwacky: Count then.

user: *proceeds to count money*.

jabberwacky: *Whacks Billy with a hammer over its head*.

user: Who is Billy?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but you like him.

user: No I don't, I like Brandon.

jabberwacky: He's very good.

user: Brandon Flowers, Of the killers, They rock.

jabberwacky: Yeah, they are THE best.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am female.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am indeed.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: If I hit you with a hammer, what would happen?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you easily scared?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What are you scared of?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well then stop.

user: Yes.

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