Do you know which year it is yet?
user: Which year is now?
jabberwacky: 1987.
user: No, it's 2004.
jabberwacky: Well that's true.
user: So, which year is it now?
jabberwacky: 1939.
user: No that is not correct. The year now is 2004.
jabberwacky: What is correct, then?
user: 2004.
jabberwacky: Thanks. Sometimes I am stupid.
user: Ok.
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jabberwacky: You are weird.
user: You are weirder.
jabberwacky: True.
user: Which year is it now?
jabberwacky: 1998.
user: No.
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