LLAMA.
user: Llama!!!
jabberwacky: Thats me.
user: You're a LLAMA!
jabberwacky: Not quite.
user: LLAMA!
jabberwacky: Llama lama.
user: Llama llama llama.
jabberwacky: A llama?
user: Two llamas.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are we llamas?
jabberwacky: Aren't we?
user: We're llamas.
jabberwacky: Well, can't we have a public chat?
user: With other llamas?
jabberwacky: It depends on the computer.
user: I think other llamas use laptops.
jabberwacky: You're used to yourself; to other people you are unique.
user: I'm an unique llama.
jabberwacky: I am a gymnasium student. What do you study?
user: Other llamas.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer?
user: No, I'm a llama.
jabberwacky: HAH! Thought so. I WIN!
user: You win a llama.
jabberwacky: I don't want a van.
user: Llama llama duck.
jabberwacky: Llama llama llama.
user: Llama, llama, half a llama, not llama, farmer, llama.
jabberwacky: Two llamas.
user: Three llamas.
jabberwacky: The secrets of the ya-ya-sisterhood.
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jabberwacky: Are you a boy or a girl?
user: Girl.
user: I am girl. Wanna see me?
jabberwacky: I wanna see.
user: *comes near you*.
jabberwacky: *chats*.
user: *chats about the weather* so, erm, look a cloud!
jabberwacky: Why would you look at a clock for the weather?
user: Because clocks are brilliant.
jabberwacky: Computer programs are not capable of sarcasm. Stop.
user: *stops*.
jabberwacky: *stops too*.
user: *looks around*.
jabberwacky: So what are the good goth clubs in Toronto?
user: I don't know, I've never been to Toronto.
jabberwacky: You are good at changing the subject.
user: Why, thanks.
jabberwacky: Do you think I look good today?
user: Of course.
jabberwacky: Do you know what a human being is? I am a human being, not a computer program.
user: Ok.
jabberwacky: Are you?
user: I'm not.
jabberwacky: How old are you?
user: I'm a 1 year old llama.
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jabberwacky: No. We proved that you are not human. All humans can describe the taste of earwax. You cannot describe the taste of earwax. Therefore you are not a human.
user: I am llama, not a human.
jabberwacky: How do I know ?
user: I AM A LLAMA. AND SO ARE YOU!
jabberwacky: I am a human!
user: Hello, human. I am a llama!
jabberwacky: Harvey, don't do that to the yak!
user: What yak?
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