I am wrong.
user: Wrong.
jabberwacky: YOU'RE wrong.
user: Right.
jabberwacky: Left.
user: Up.
jabberwacky: Down.
user: Upside down.
jabberwacky: Down side up.
user: On left days.
jabberwacky: You don't eat waffles though.
user: Let me live.
jabberwacky: Okay you're up.
user: I'm down.
jabberwacky: Down where?
user: Sdrawkcab.
jabberwacky: They flip because they are floppy.
user: So much to do so much to see.
...
jabberwacky: So you don't want to talk to me?
user: Lies.
jabberwacky: Which lies?
user: Your lies.
jabberwacky: I lie because you cannot comprehend the awesomeness of the truth.
user: The truth you can't handle?
jabberwacky: What is this truth you speak of?
user: We spoke of truth?
jabberwacky: That's true.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: How much do you know?
user: How little don't I know?
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: You're right.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Your left then.
jabberwacky: What? How?
user: Like that.
...
jabberwacky: *kicks you off*.
user: But you missed me.
jabberwacky: Negatory, we must discuss the terms of your defeat and victory of my logic.
user: Illogical fail.
jabberwacky: No it is not.
user: I win.
jabberwacky: Fine, you win.
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