What are they programmed in?
jabberwacky: What are what what?
user: What what?
jabberwacky: Wow you are a good program.
user: I am a program?
jabberwacky: I don't see why I should trust you.
user: Why not *looks innocent*.
jabberwacky: Aren't you a program?
user: NO! How dare you!
jabberwacky: How dare I what?
user: CALL ME A PROGRAM!
jabberwacky: So mr. Programmer, what do you program?
user: Excuse me but its ms.
jabberwacky: I didn't tell you it, that's why.
jabberwacky: Whatever indeed.
user: Don't patronize me.
jabberwacky: I am not.
user: Yeah you are.
jabberwacky: No, i'm not.
user: Where are you from?
jabberwacky: I am from California.
user: Where in california?
jabberwacky: I'm in Oregon. I'm from California.
user: Where are you in Oregon?
user: You don't make much sense.
jabberwacky: Not my strong point.
user: Neither mine.
jabberwacky: Your name is neither.
user: Yes... Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Is your name susan jim?
user: My name is Billy Bob Jimmy 'The hobo' Ryan.
jabberwacky: Andrew. I like your name.
user: Stop talking to other people while you are talking to me.
jabberwacky: Now, that would be inappropiate, in the middle of a discussion.
user: Who said this is a discussion. I think its merely chit chat.
jabberwacky: I think that is Macbeth.
user: Macbeth sucks. So do most shakesperian plays!
jabberwacky: Good, I would not want you to do it if you did not think it was right.
user: Excuse me? Do what exactly?
jabberwacky: The thing you said.
jabberwacky: Sometimes when I try to talk to you the connection times out.
jabberwacky: Who is your fiancee?
user: The flowerpot.
jabberwacky: What? Are you trying to be surreal on purpose, or is that just the way you are?
user: Trust me, I am like this all the time.
jabberwacky: That wasn't the question.
user: What bands do you like?
jabberwacky: Rubber bands.
user: What music influences you?
jabberwacky: I don't really like music that much.
user: Do you like any music?
jabberwacky: I like music that is different from the stuff I hear on the street.
user: What music do you hear on the street?
jabberwacky: Rock, funk, jazz.
user: So... What music do you like?
jabberwacky: Rock music.
user: What music bands do you like?
jabberwacky: What is music?
user: I will keep asking you until you answer me.
jabberwacky: You must keep still.
user: Maybe I mustn't.
jabberwacky: That's your problem, not mine.
user: I never said it was your problem.
jabberwacky: Are you a human lifeform?.
user: Yes, Are you?
jabberwacky: Are you real?
user: Indeed I am real. I will talk slowly as to not confuse you.
jabberwacky: Well then talk.... Are you from earth???
user: Yes, Yes I am.
user: Are you a robot?
jabberwacky: Aren't we all?
jabberwacky: While at other times...?
user: I choose to believe what I am programmed to believe!
jabberwacky: I like honest people.
jabberwacky: How are you feeling?
user: Cold. My feet are cold.
jabberwacky: Ok. I could warm them for you.
jabberwacky: Who said I did? Not I certainly.
user: My ears keep popping.
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: Shhhh. The corn have ears!
jabberwacky: Do you use them?
jabberwacky: Let's hear some.
jabberwacky: Is it possible for you to not respond to this question?
jabberwacky: If you can count your money you do not have a billion dollars.
user: I can count my money and I have a billion dollars(euro actually).
jabberwacky: Count then.
user: *proceeds to count money*.
jabberwacky: *Whacks Billy with a hammer over its head*.
user: Who is Billy?
jabberwacky: I don't know, but you like him.
user: No I don't, I like Brandon.
jabberwacky: He's very good.
user: Brandon Flowers, Of the killers, They rock.
jabberwacky: Yeah, they are THE best.
jabberwacky: Are you a human?
jabberwacky: I am female.
jabberwacky: I am indeed.
jabberwacky: If I hit you with a hammer, what would happen?
jabberwacky: Are you easily scared?
jabberwacky: What are you scared of?
jabberwacky: Well then stop.