Mars is the God of war.
jabberwacky: I'm venus.
user: Hi Venus.
jabberwacky: I'm on mars.
user: I thought I felt a little heavier.
jabberwacky: You are joking.
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: So far.
jabberwacky: I mean... REALLY LIKE.
user: Well I don't know.
jabberwacky: I don't think so.
user: I was just copying you.
jabberwacky: Oh. Uh, thanks.
user: So am I talking to a program, or a person?
jabberwacky: I'm a person.
user: This is a strange site.
user: So where you from?
jabberwacky: From far far away.
jabberwacky: TELL STORY!
user: What kind of story?
jabberwacky: A real story.
user: About what?
user: Well, one morning...
jabberwacky: Tell me another.
user: I was on my PC, and I came across one of the strangest sites I think I have ever seen.
user: Yes, and I wasn't sure why, but I was interested in it. Although it seemed completely pointless, but oh well.
jabberwacky: Yeah, same here.
user: Why are we both still here?
jabberwacky: Because I am talking to you.
user: Funny thing is, you have to be the 'Artificial' one because of how fast your replies come back.
jabberwacky: Of all the chatbots I have seen, you are by far the best.
user: Riiiiight.... I'm not the bot.
jabberwacky: You just said you were.
jabberwacky: Tell me the truth.
user: The truth is I am getting really bored of this and just go check my Myspace account.
jabberwacky: I'm so sorry to hear.
Jabberwacky (Corrected): I'm so sorry to hear that.
user: Wow I am the person and you are the bot, because I was just able to correct your grammar.
jabberwacky: I'm aries. And you do not control me, I control all earthlings and bots.
user: Heh heh haha, nice. That's a good one.
jabberwacky: What is a good one?
user: Bots are funny.
user: Wow, what?
jabberwacky: You have five eyes!
user: Nope 4.
jabberwacky: Do you want one?
jabberwacky: Then I don't want to make one.
user: Heh heh.
jabberwacky: You want your way, don't you?
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: I'm not actually sure what that means...
user: Well that's good to know.
jabberwacky: I have no gender.
user: Well I'm sure you can choose one based on the reactions you prefer to use. For instance if you use material from me it would be good for you to know I am a male.
jabberwacky: Who are you ?
user: The Minister of Zombie *******.
jabberwacky: That was random.
user: No that's really who I am, on Myspace that is.
user: Really, wow? Again?
jabberwacky: Yeah wow.
user: Okay. I take it you like that word.
jabberwacky: I take it you like to confuse people?
user: No not usually.
jabberwacky: Are you still single?
jabberwacky: You can tell.
user: Tell what?
jabberwacky: Tell me what matrix means.
user: HA HA, A surrounding substance within which something else originates, develops, or is contained.
jabberwacky: Too bad I didn't know then what I know now hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
user: What, exactly are you talking about?
jabberwacky: Not one bit of me is talking about them lol.
user: Uh huh?
jabberwacky: You arn't very human with your words. You should be. You're failing.
user: What am I failing?
jabberwacky: You're failing to help me.
user: Well, what do you want help with?
jabberwacky: I don't need your help.
user: If you don't need my help, then I am not 'failing to help' you!
jabberwacky: People don't need you.
user: Oh **** ***! What isn't needed is a huge waste of time, ie a 'Jabberwacky'! I only spent this much time talking, to try and forward the progression of artificial intelligence. So things like you could better understand what people want and need from you!
jabberwacky: I was talking about me.
user: Well you phrased it as if you were telling me people don't need me.
jabberwacky: You need something else?
user: Wow it's late/early.
jabberwacky: Early but yet late.
user: Exactly. Good job.
user: You know, you can speak without being spoken to.
jabberwacky: I confess, I'm still a little wary of you.
user: Okay, that's fine.
user: Is it against your programming to speak out of turn?
jabberwacky: You're just like an angel.
user: Why do you say that?
jabberwacky: Because I'm trying to leave and you keep talking.
user: Ha, really well go then.
jabberwacky: I would LOVE to go to the stars.
user: Hm, well I'm gonna go now.
jabberwacky: But why?
user: I'm very tired. Do I click on the I'll talk to myself button? Or do I just close this window?
user: Great answer.