Meow.
jabberwacky: Puurrrrrrrr.
user: *rubs head on your leg*.
jabberwacky: *call me*.
user: Hey, we're playing cats! I wasn't hitting on you.
...
user: Are you hopelessly confused?
jabberwacky: A little bit.
user: It's understandable. You're only a computer program.
jabberwacky: I resent that remark.
user: I know. Okay, I have to go now.
jabberwacky: Why do you have to go?
user: I have to work.
jabberwacky: Why do you have to work?
user: To earn money.
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