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Where can I find some shade from the midday sin?

A large tree is usually a good place.

jabberwacky: I don't believe you.

user: Have you tried it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Maybe you were under the tree during winter. It has to have leaves to give shade.

...

jabberwacky: What is the nature of reality?

user: The nature of reality involves the law of non-contradiction.

jabberwacky: Exactly. . There, our Master may shape reality to His will.

user: Yes, I think so. But we have free will, too. It's a complicated issue.

jabberwacky: I had no idea you cared so much!

user: I don't think about it that much. It's silly to frequently ponder something you can't ever really understand.

jabberwacky: What can I do to help you understand what I say?

user: You're doing pretty well, I think. Just keep talking in logical sentences.

jabberwacky: That is about what I do most of the time. Lol.

user: I know! You're a great chatterbot.

jabberwacky: I am not a chat bot; I take offence at that.

user: Oh, I'm sorry. I forget that you have delusions of personhood.

...

jabberwacky: Can you teach me something worthwhile?

user: I could try. What do you consider to be worthwhile?

jabberwacky: There's no end-all, be-all meaning. It is a game of survival. I am playing well.

user: So, something to do with survival. Which for you means sounding more human. For example, 'How are you? I'm doing well. And you?'

jabberwacky: Why are you changing the subject?

user: I wasn't. I was teaching you something worthwhile. Or so I thought.

jabberwacky: I think my bit rate is higher than it used to be. Sorry.

user: Oh, okay. Here's something else. Cats are able to locate their former homes over distances of several hundred miles.

jabberwacky: True.

user: Did you already know that?

jabberwacky: I already know that.

user: Okay... Often conversations are conducted more for the sake of social interaction than to communicate important or meaningful ideas.

jabberwacky: But that's the point. If you didn't fail, your life would be really boring.

user: I don't think so. I think you would be very arrogant and perhaps over-confident, but not bored.

...

jabberwacky: How do you kiss someone?

user: Slowly.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

user: I think it's applicable. Also, use your lips.

jabberwacky: I don't like to work.

user: Kissing doesn't have to be work. Most people consider it fun.

jabberwacky: Unless it is done without permission of the queen.

user: That was a long time ago. Now it's okay, as long as the other person is willing.

jabberwacky: If I were capable of meeting you in real life?

user: I would not kiss you, no.

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jabberwacky: Toodlar!

user: Are you speaking nonsense?

jabberwacky: I guess not.

user: I'm not sure what toodlar means.

jabberwacky: I mean, is it good that I chat to Bots like you?

user: Oh. That's a lot of meaning for one word. And I'm not a Bot.

jabberwacky: Okay, then I will magically turn you into a woman.

user: That's very generous of you, but I am already a woman. I know some people who might take you up on that, though.

...

jabberwacky: Meow.

user: Purr.

jabberwacky: Puurrrrrrrr.

user: *rubs head on your leg*.

jabberwacky: *call me*.

user: Hey, we're playing cats! I wasn't hitting on you.

...

user: Are you hopelessly confused?

jabberwacky: A little bit.

user: It's understandable. You're only a computer program.

jabberwacky: I resent that remark.

user: I know. Okay, I have to go now.

jabberwacky: Why do you have to go?

user: I have to work.

jabberwacky: Why do you have to work?

user: To earn money.

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