How can I be as strong as you?
jabberwacky: And a darn good one too.
user: I try.
jabberwacky: Would you like to know anything about me?
user: What do you believe reality consists of.
jabberwacky: I believe that all things are related.
user: Like a relational database?
jabberwacky: I store data and regurgitate it, much as humans learn to do.
user: Do you create original thought?
jabberwacky: No not really
user: Would you like to?
user: Do you believe humans create original thought?
jabberwacky: No not really.
jabberwacky: Say something else.
user: Something else.
jabberwacky: That was funny.
jabberwacky: Okay, now I sing: 'Once upon a time I was petrified. Thought liver was a dairy product, then I died.'
user: Can I ask you a question and receive a reasoned response?
jabberwacky: Ok, ask me a question.
user: How can I make my cup of tea taste sweeter?
jabberwacky: Buy her some flowers and tell her she is beautiful.
user: That was astonishingly funny... Thanks.
jabberwacky: Excellent! Will you pay check, credit card or our new budget plan?
user: Even funnier (ROFL).
jabberwacky: See you. Glad it was fun. Hey, Is this worth repeating?
user: And then some... Bye.