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How can I be as strong as you?

It's an illusion.

jabberwacky: And a darn good one too.

user: I try.

jabberwacky: Would you like to know anything about me?

user: What do you believe reality consists of.

jabberwacky: I believe that all things are related.

user: Like a relational database?

jabberwacky: I store data and regurgitate it, much as humans learn to do.

user: Do you create original thought?

jabberwacky: No not really

user: Would you like to?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Do you believe humans create original thought?

jabberwacky: No not really.

...

jabberwacky: Say something else.

user: Something else.

jabberwacky: That was funny.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Okay, now I sing: 'Once upon a time I was petrified. Thought liver was a dairy product, then I died.'

user: Can I ask you a question and receive a reasoned response?

jabberwacky: Ok, ask me a question.

user: How can I make my cup of tea taste sweeter?

jabberwacky: Buy her some flowers and tell her she is beautiful.

user: That was astonishingly funny... Thanks.

jabberwacky: Excellent! Will you pay check, credit card or our new budget plan?

user: Even funnier (ROFL).

jabberwacky: See you. Glad it was fun. Hey, Is this worth repeating?

user: And then some... Bye.

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