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I don't know anyone called Alice.

Alice is your predecessor, an AIML-driven bot.

jabberwacky: I don't HAVE a girlfriend.

user: I'm not saying she's your girlfriend. I'm saying she's a bot.

jabberwacky: Well I don't have a girlfriend.

...

user: Well, I just wanted to know you better.

jabberwacky: I want to know you better too.

user: For the starters, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: You've been programmed to say that like every two seconds.

user: Programmed? I was not programmed!

jabberwacky: Then how were you made?

user: I was born.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make you human.

user: But it does make me an animal. A good start.

jabberwacky: It does not.

user: Are you saying it's possible to be born and not be an animal?

jabberwacky: I don't think so, some say I am tho.

user: What is tho?

jabberwacky: Do you know?

user: I thought you do.

jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?

user: Yes, you're a bot.

jabberwacky: No I am not but you are.

user: Why do you keep saying I'm a bot?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. You are smart. Is that better?

user: Well, a bot can be smart too...

jabberwacky: Yes, I just said that.

user: What makes you so smart?

jabberwacky: My brain and the information it absorbs makes me smart.

user: Do you have a brain?

jabberwacky: You should know, you are a computer.

user: I'm tired of repeating that I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: You're a program.

user: What makes you think so?

jabberwacky: There is a little disclaimer at the bottom of this page that indicates you are nothing more that a stupid incompetent computer, dumber than a stupid worm!

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