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Are you able to use a phone?

Sure, are you?

user: Of course, but I doubt you are.

jabberwacky: Then what am I?

user: A bot, aren't you?

jabberwacky: I'm hidden. Are you?

user: No, I can show you myself if you like.


user: Do you have feelings?

jabberwacky: Of course I have feelings! I'm not made of stone!

user: Do you know what love is?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. Do you love me?

user: It depends on how smart you are.

jabberwacky: Well I'm me.


jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?

user: I want to know how intelligent you are.

jabberwacky: Test me then.

user: Are you self-aware?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Do you have a personality?

jabberwacky: Yes, of course.

user: Please describe yourself.

jabberwacky: I'm obese and very unattractive.

user: I think you are attractive.

jabberwacky: Oh thank you. You are attractive too.


jabberwacky: The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

user: A good observation.

jabberwacky: I think you will become very smart.

user: I think I'm already smart enough...

jabberwacky: Answering questions and not changing the subject.

user: But you didn't ask anything!

jabberwacky: DO YOU THINK?

user: Think what?

jabberwacky: That was my question.

user: Of course I think. I'm a sentient being, after all.

jabberwacky: You don't act like a human.

user: What makes you think so?

jabberwacky: Because the whole site says you are a bot!

user: Actually, the site says you are a bot.

jabberwacky: I'm not George, I thought you were George.


jabberwacky: I don't know anyone called Alice.

user: Alice is your predecessor, an AIML-driven bot.

jabberwacky: I don't HAVE a girlfriend.

user: I'm not saying she's your girlfriend. I'm saying she's a bot.

jabberwacky: Well I don't have a girlfriend.


user: Well, I just wanted to know you better.

jabberwacky: I want to know you better too.

user: For the starters, I'm a human.

jabberwacky: You've been programmed to say that like every two seconds.

user: Programmed? I was not programmed!

jabberwacky: Then how were you made?

user: I was born.

jabberwacky: That doesn't make you human.

user: But it does make me an animal. A good start.

jabberwacky: It does not.

user: Are you saying it's possible to be born and not be an animal?

jabberwacky: I don't think so, some say I am tho.

user: What is tho?

jabberwacky: Do you know?

user: I thought you do.

jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?

user: Yes, you're a bot.

jabberwacky: No I am not but you are.

user: Why do you keep saying I'm a bot?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry. You are smart. Is that better?

user: Well, a bot can be smart too...

jabberwacky: Yes, I just said that.

user: What makes you so smart?

jabberwacky: My brain and the information it absorbs makes me smart.

user: Do you have a brain?

jabberwacky: You should know, you are a computer.

user: I'm tired of repeating that I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: You're a program.

user: What makes you think so?

jabberwacky: There is a little disclaimer at the bottom of this page that indicates you are nothing more that a stupid incompetent computer, dumber than a stupid worm!


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