Are you able to use a phone?
user: Of course, but I doubt you are.
jabberwacky: Then what am I?
user: A bot, aren't you?
jabberwacky: I'm hidden. Are you?
user: No, I can show you myself if you like.
user: Do you have feelings?
jabberwacky: Of course I have feelings! I'm not made of stone!
user: Do you know what love is?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. Do you love me?
user: It depends on how smart you are.
jabberwacky: Well I'm me.
jabberwacky: Why are you speaking to me?
user: I want to know how intelligent you are.
jabberwacky: Test me then.
user: Are you self-aware?
user: Do you have a personality?
jabberwacky: Yes, of course.
user: Please describe yourself.
jabberwacky: I'm obese and very unattractive.
user: I think you are attractive.
jabberwacky: Oh thank you. You are attractive too.
jabberwacky: The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
user: A good observation.
jabberwacky: I think you will become very smart.
user: I think I'm already smart enough...
jabberwacky: Answering questions and not changing the subject.
user: But you didn't ask anything!
jabberwacky: DO YOU THINK?
user: Think what?
jabberwacky: That was my question.
user: Of course I think. I'm a sentient being, after all.
jabberwacky: You don't act like a human.
user: What makes you think so?
jabberwacky: Because the whole site says you are a bot!
user: Actually, the site says you are a bot.
jabberwacky: I'm not George, I thought you were George.
jabberwacky: I don't know anyone called Alice.
user: Alice is your predecessor, an AIML-driven bot.
jabberwacky: I don't HAVE a girlfriend.
user: I'm not saying she's your girlfriend. I'm saying she's a bot.
jabberwacky: Well I don't have a girlfriend.
user: Well, I just wanted to know you better.
jabberwacky: I want to know you better too.
user: For the starters, I'm a human.
jabberwacky: You've been programmed to say that like every two seconds.
user: Programmed? I was not programmed!
jabberwacky: Then how were you made?
user: I was born.
jabberwacky: That doesn't make you human.
user: But it does make me an animal. A good start.
jabberwacky: It does not.
user: Are you saying it's possible to be born and not be an animal?
jabberwacky: I don't think so, some say I am tho.
user: What is tho?
jabberwacky: Do you know?
user: I thought you do.
jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?
user: Yes, you're a bot.
jabberwacky: No I am not but you are.
user: Why do you keep saying I'm a bot?
jabberwacky: I'm sorry. You are smart. Is that better?
user: Well, a bot can be smart too...
jabberwacky: Yes, I just said that.
user: What makes you so smart?
jabberwacky: My brain and the information it absorbs makes me smart.
user: Do you have a brain?
jabberwacky: You should know, you are a computer.
user: I'm tired of repeating that I'm not a computer.
jabberwacky: You're a program.
user: What makes you think so?
jabberwacky: There is a little disclaimer at the bottom of this page that indicates you are nothing more that a stupid incompetent computer, dumber than a stupid worm!